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  • Real Men Don't Apologize!

  • Written by: Jim Belushi
  • Narrated by: Jim Belushi
  • Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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Real Men Don't Apologize!

Written by: Jim Belushi
Narrated by: Jim Belushi
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Publisher's Summary

Jim Belushi is a national celebrity who has starred in numerous movies as well as the hit TV show According to Jim. His "guy's guy" take on things has led to a huge following among both men and women who can't get enough of Jim and his irrepressible take on life.

Now he's sharing his unique perspective with this hilarious book about dating, marriage, and sex that is sure to hit home with every red-blooded American male - and the women who love them.

Any guy will relate to Belushi's advice from the school of hard knocks, such as the Big Toe Theory, about how women encroach on a man's territory, and how to avoid the Pearl Harbor Phenomenon, when women attack without provocation.

Belushi has strong opinions on how real men should act, and he relates his ideas with the trademark irreverent humor that has made him famous.

Included are sex definitions; a quiz to see if you're really ready to get married; tips on how to pick up women; and Jim's list of Critical Things About Men that Can't Be Found in Woody Allen Movies. This is the book that every guy needs in these turbulent, trying times.

©2006 Jim Belushi (P)2006 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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