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  • Argeneau Vampires, Book 7
  • Written by: Lynsay Sands
  • Narrated by: Victoria McGee
  • Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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Written by: Lynsay Sands
Narrated by: Victoria McGee
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Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette.

But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.
©2008 Lynsay Sands (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers
Supernatural Horror Fantasy Paranormal Teen Horror
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