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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Written by: Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht, Jennifer Worick
Narrated by: Laura Hamilton
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Don't get caught with your pants down! Experts provide step-by-step instructions on what you need to know FAST: How to fend off a pickup artist, how to remove difficult clothing, how to fend off an obsessive ex, and how to determine if your date is an axe murderer. Tasteful and useful, and with a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines, and useful excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can't remember.
©2001 Book Soup Publishing, Inc. (P)2002 Listen & Live Audio, Inc.

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"Alternately humorous and practical, the Survival Handbook veers into the bizarre while having the good sense to pepper that wit such nuggets as how to finagle a reservation, break up and make up with your beloved, and dozens of other gems." (AudioFile)

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