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  • Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

  • Written by: Stephan Pastis
  • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
  • Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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Written by: Stephan Pastis
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Publisher's Summary

Some surprising news sends Timmy Failure on a hilarious caper as the New York Times best-selling series continues.

Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities....

©2015 Stephan Pastis (P)2015 Recorded Books
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So good I loved it but the voice gets annoying For adults

So good I love it but the reader gets a lil annoying for adults 5 stars

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