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Two Necromancers, a Dwarf Kingdom, and a Sky City
- Unconventional Heroes, Book 4
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 21 hrs and 38 mins
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Two necromancers, a dwarf kingdom, and a sky city - it sounds like a prelude to mayhem, and given Timmy’s luck, that’s exactly what’s going to happen.
To keep his castle and earn his pardon, Timmy has his work cut out for him. Whether it’s rescuing princesses, crushing hordes of goblins, or dealing with eldritch abominations, Timmy and the gang are there to save the day - and rob the occasional crime lord.
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It’s hardly a surprise when things don’t exactly go to plan.
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