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  • An Insider's Guide to Love and Relationships
  • Written by: Ali Adler
  • Narrated by: Justine Eyre
  • Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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How to F*ck a Woman

Written by: Ali Adler
Narrated by: Justine Eyre
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Brazen, uproarious, slyly prescriptive, and always entertaining, Ali Adler is a sex and relationship guru who knows what women want. As a lesbian, she has both the equipment and the experience to give straight men (and the women who love them) advice about how to get more sex and do it well.

In her day job as a comedy writer and TV producer, Ali is sometimes the only woman in a room full of fellow potty-mouthed comedy writers; in these bastions of bad sex jokes she became legendary for offering frank reality checks, and for translating female sexuality into words a man could understand. In her book How to F*ck a Woman - which turns out to be about 20 percent explicit instruction, 80 percent relationship advice, and 100 percent hilarious - she brings together essential advice for men (even the ones who insist they could write this book) and the women who want their lovers to truly understand them, both mind and body.

©2015 Ali Adler (P)2015 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.

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Has insight but also lots of swearing

I learned a lot from this book as a woman. At first, I found the swearing, extensive use of the f word hard to take.. Once I got used to that I appreciated the insights she gave. at first it seems like it might be about how to catch women like The Game, but it is not that at all.

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Why not to listen to this book.


I don’t usually review books but this one I wanted to take the time to because of how frustrating it was to listen to. I was introduced to the book by a podcast for those wondering how I discovered it.

It’s books and media like this that lead humans in the wrong direction, the direction of Andrew Tate following men who believe women are lesser.

The fact this view point is coming from someone who identifies as a woman is even more embarrassing and enraging. To think a woman could downgrade women in such a way.

At one point it’s said “I’m not trying to be reductive to women”, in which point she should have stopped writing the book because I felt she was doing exactly opposite. It leads people to think men only want sex and that women are crazy hormonal beings. It talks about a catch all and is insanely misleading people to believe that a relationship is simply sex. If she is wlw than I’m unsure how she could give such advice on a “straight relationship”.

A relationship is a relationship no matter who’s involved so maybe that’s why…however she is talking mainly about straight relationships it seems. One she’s not in! There are stereotypes, but here, she is be very degrading to both parties.

She’s basing a lot of information off of her own instances when in reality that’s just how she has experienced men in her life and then is making broad strokes about all men without any further research it seems.

Emotional and physical connection really isn’t gendered so to assume all men only want sex and all women want emotional connect is silly. For the purpose of a book I understand there have to be limitations in the extent of the writing but the narrative in which this book was written comes from a very outdated viewpoint and not just 2015 (when it was written).

Men reading this might in fact be looking for good advice or instructions and if it is these people who do need advice, this will only send people like that further down the wrong path.


“Make her think you give a shit”

Basically saying to pretend you care.

People have different love languages so
maybe doing physical work does say someone loves her.

“Just be on her side”
No, you can disagree while still being supportive in my opinion not blatantly lie to a person.

“It’s a sacrifice to marry a woman because than you can fuck less”

“Holes walking around. “

If this is the way this she looks at women or relationships, than I feel she needs to reevaluate her outlook a bit.

“You should feel baddly for me because I have far it worse. When a women dates other females it causes chronic time consuming emotional conflict” “gay women spend more time in circuitous blabber because no one has the genetic coding to remember that most of the stuff isn’t important or helpful to discuss someone will go around in endless conversation till one of them gets hungry enough or has to pee”

How degrading is that and frankly it’s not true.

“That’s why gay men have so much sex they express themselves physically and women have lots of pointless emotional dialoguing”

To make these large general large strokes is offensive and false.

Maybe her relationship has these components
but there is no catch all to relationships.

“What women never want to hear”
Don’t ask about her period

It’s something good to talk about. Educate. It can help more. It is important to open up about matters that effect both parties. If she really is trying to help men she’s sending them on the wrong path.

“She just wants to be agreed with. “

All these generalizations feel as though they are coming from a “man”. The stereotypical man who she claims needs this information.

I figured it’d be a nice tasteful read about personal connections but it just made me frustrated to hear someone speak so bluntly
in such an unkind way about their own gender. The “light” humour just pokes away at women and men till there is nothing left but a misogynistic outline.

I don’t like to slander books or people but I simply don’t agree. I continued to listen because it’s important to oppose your own views so you can understand where you stand. Overall wouldn’t recommend.

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