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James and the Giant Peach
- Written by: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Julian Rhind-Tutt
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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A little magic can take you a long way. After James Henry Trotter's parents are tragically eaten by a rhinoceros, he goes to live with his two horrible aunts, Spiker and Sponge. Life there is no fun, until James accidentally drops some magic crystals by the old peach tree....
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The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites
- Written by: Dr. Seuss
- Narrated by: Kelsey Grammer, John Cleese, John Lithgow, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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Eleven complete Dr. Seuss stories at a great price, featuring performances by John Cleese, Billy Crystal, Ted Danson, Kelsey Grammer, Dustin Hoffman, John Lithgow, and more....
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I am a fan of Dr. (Theodore Geisel) Seuss
- By Barbara N. Boullata on 2023-05-13
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Written by: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Douglas Hodge
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky children will be allowed inside. And the winners are: Augustus Gloop, an enormously fat boy whose hobby is eating; Veruca Salt, a spoiled-rotten brat whose parents are wrapped around her little finger....
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Great performance for a classic story!
- By niki bechtloff on 2020-02-05
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The Phantom Tollbooth
- Written by: Norton Juster
- Narrated by: Rainn Wilson, Norton Juster
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
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For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different....
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what a wonderfully weird story and great narration
- By T Woodward on 2021-02-24
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
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When snow shuts down Greg Heffley’s middle school, his neighborhood transforms into a wintry battlefield. Rival groups fight over territory, build massive snow forts, and stage epic snowball fights. In the crosshairs are Greg and his trusty best friend, Rowley Jefferson....
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No Brainer
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 18
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramón De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
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In the newest installment of the Wimpy Kid series, Greg is up to his eyeballs in stress. Overdue homework assignments, flaky study partners, and at least one all-nighter put Greg to the test. You’ll be laughing along as Greg hilariously muddles his way through middle school....
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Jeff dose it again
- By Mark Roach on 2023-10-30
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James and the Giant Peach
- Written by: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Julian Rhind-Tutt
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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A little magic can take you a long way. After James Henry Trotter's parents are tragically eaten by a rhinoceros, he goes to live with his two horrible aunts, Spiker and Sponge. Life there is no fun, until James accidentally drops some magic crystals by the old peach tree....
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The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites
- Written by: Dr. Seuss
- Narrated by: Kelsey Grammer, John Cleese, John Lithgow, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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Eleven complete Dr. Seuss stories at a great price, featuring performances by John Cleese, Billy Crystal, Ted Danson, Kelsey Grammer, Dustin Hoffman, John Lithgow, and more....
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I am a fan of Dr. (Theodore Geisel) Seuss
- By Barbara N. Boullata on 2023-05-13
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Written by: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Douglas Hodge
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky children will be allowed inside. And the winners are: Augustus Gloop, an enormously fat boy whose hobby is eating; Veruca Salt, a spoiled-rotten brat whose parents are wrapped around her little finger....
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Great performance for a classic story!
- By niki bechtloff on 2020-02-05
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The Phantom Tollbooth
- Written by: Norton Juster
- Narrated by: Rainn Wilson, Norton Juster
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
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For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different....
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what a wonderfully weird story and great narration
- By T Woodward on 2021-02-24
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
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When snow shuts down Greg Heffley’s middle school, his neighborhood transforms into a wintry battlefield. Rival groups fight over territory, build massive snow forts, and stage epic snowball fights. In the crosshairs are Greg and his trusty best friend, Rowley Jefferson....
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No Brainer
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 18
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramón De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
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In the newest installment of the Wimpy Kid series, Greg is up to his eyeballs in stress. Overdue homework assignments, flaky study partners, and at least one all-nighter put Greg to the test. You’ll be laughing along as Greg hilariously muddles his way through middle school....
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Jeff dose it again
- By Mark Roach on 2023-10-30
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The BFG
- Written by: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: David Walliams
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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When Sophie hears that the giants are flush-bunking to England to swollomp a few nice little chiddlers, she decides she must stop them. And the BFG (Big Friendly Giant) will help her....
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9 yo review
- By JEM on 2021-08-01
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Howl’s Moving Castle
- Written by: Diana Wynne Jones
- Narrated by: Kristin Atherton
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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In the land of Ingary, where seven league boots and cloaks of invisibility do exist, Sophie Hatter catches the unwelcome attention of the Witch of the Waste and is put under a spell....
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A wonderful classic
- By A Richardson on 2023-11-16
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Frog and Toad Audio Collection
- Written by: Arnold Lobel
- Narrated by: Arnold Lobel
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Frog and Toad, those famous pals, are beloved by generations of children....
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The story is about these two friends called frog and toad and it’s great for any age
- By Nicholas M on 2023-10-30
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Space Case
- Written by: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
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Like his fellow lunarnauts living on Moon Base Alpha, twelve-year-old Dashiell Gibson is famous the world over for being one of the first humans to live on the moon....
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Kept me on my toes!
- By Lmao this product sucks on 2023-08-06
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Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began....
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The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian (10th Anniversary Edition)
- Written by: Sherman Alexie
- Narrated by: Sherman Alexie
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Best-selling author Sherman Alexie tells the story of Junior, a budding cartoonist growing up on the Spokane Indian Reservation. Determined to take his future into his own hands, Junior leaves his troubled school on the rez to attend an all-white farm town high school....
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Great book for anyone especially
- By Aphrodite on 2020-11-29
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A Bear Called Paddington
- Written by: Michael Bond
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
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Paddington Bear had traveled all the way from Darkest Peru when the Brown family first met him on Paddington Station....
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Veri goud buk
- By Anonymous User on 2023-06-09
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Dork Diaries 7
- Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star
- Written by: Rachel Renée Russell
- Narrated by: Jenni Barber
- Length: 3 hrs and 45 mins
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Everyone’s been rooting for Nikki Maxwell and her crush, Brandon - and fans will finally learn if they had their first kiss....
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Hgf hgfvfhgkgvyuj. Gyhbhugufihd is going tomorrow to see if I need a couple of days off to come
- By Anonymous User on 2023-03-16
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Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
- Written by: Judy Blume
- Narrated by: Judy Blume
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
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Living with his little brother, Fudge, makes Peter Hatcher feel like a fourth grade nothing....
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Meh
- By Amazon Customer on 2023-01-19
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Spy School
- Spy School Series, Book 1
- Written by: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
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Can an undercover nerd become a superstar agent? Ben Ripley sure hopes so - and his life may depend on it....
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Couldn't stop listening!
- By Amazon Customer on 2020-02-01
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The Blunders
- Written by: David Walliams
- Narrated by: Harry Enfield, Adam Longworth, Catherine Tate, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
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Meet the Blunders: Bertie, Betsy, their children, Brutus and Bunny, along with their beloved grandma Old Lady Blunder, and their pet ostrich, Cedric. An ostrich is not a sensible pet, but then the Blunders are not sensible people....
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Timmy Failure
- Zero to Hero
- Written by: Stephan Pastis
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith, Landon Woodson
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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Timmy Failure is not just any detective - he is the greatest detective in his town, perhaps the nation. He is so famous that there have been seven books written about his life. Plus a movie....
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😍😡
- By Val on 2023-09-23
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Castle in the Air
- Written by: Diana Wynne Jones
- Narrated by: Jenny Sterlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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In this sparkling tale, young merchant Abdullah purchases a magic carpet - and soon finds that the enchanted rug is none too agreeable....
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A nice enough story
- By karamarie on 2021-04-12
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The Third Wheel
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Love is in the air - but what does that mean for Greg Heffley? A Valentine's Day dance at Greg's middle school has turned his world upside down....
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lol
- By Ben K. on 2023-10-26
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Bedlam
- Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 12
- Written by: Derek Landy
- Narrated by: Kevin Hely
- Length: 17 hrs and 52 mins
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On a desperate journey to recover her sister's lost soul, Valkyrie Cain goes up against the High Sanctuary itself, and there's nothing Skulduggery Pleasant can do to stop her....
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
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A family road trip is supposed to be a lot of fun… unless, of course, you’re the Heffleys. The journey starts off full of promise, then quickly takes several wrong turns....
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This is the best book 📚📖📚📖📚📖
- By Becky B. on 2020-02-20
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The Adventures of Captain Underpants
- Captain Underpants, Book 1
- Written by: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 1 hr
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Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books....
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My kid loves it!
- By Local boy on 2020-04-12
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Skink - No Surrender
- Written by: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Richard's cousin is missing, and his best hope of finding her rests with the wily, one-eyed, ex-governor of Florida. Classic Malley: Her parents are about to ship her off to boarding school, so she takes off with some guy she met online....
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Delightful!
- By Sonny on 2023-10-06
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The End
- A Series of Unfortunate Events #13
- Written by: Lemony Snicket
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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You are presumably looking here for clues to the shocking conclusion of this terminal audiobook, or the ending of the end....
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Harriet the Spy (TV Tie-In Edition)
- Written by: Louise Fitzhugh
- Narrated by: Anne Bobby
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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When Harriet Welsch grows up, she wants to be an author. So, she figures it's a good way to practice...
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Harriet the Spy.
- By Lorna Richards on 2023-08-21
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Geronimo Stilton
- #1: Lost Treasure of the Emerald Eye; #2: The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid; #3: Cat and Mouse in a Haunted House
- Written by: Geronimo Stilton
- Narrated by: Edward Herrmann
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
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Who is Geronimo Stilton? That's me! I run a newspaper, but my true passion is writing adventure stories....
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Good
- By fruitqueen9 on 2020-12-31
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Diper Överlöde
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 17
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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Middle-schooler Greg Heffley charts the rise of his teenage brother’s band, Löded Diper, as they live out their rock-and-roll dreams. But things could get messy for Greg and Rodrick when the Diper hits the road....
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Best book
- By Val on 2023-08-28
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Spy School Revolution
- Written by: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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With SPYDER defeated, Ben Ripley is looking forward to his life getting back to normal, or as normal as possible when you’re a superspy in training. Until someone bombs the CIA conference room next door....
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I loved this book
- By Amazon Customer on 2023-03-01
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Big Shot
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 16
- Written by: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 52 mins
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Greg Heffley and sports just don't mix. After a disastrous field day competition at school, Greg decides that when it comes to his athletic career, he's officially retired. But after his mom urges him to give sports one more chance, he reluctantly agrees to sign up for basketball....
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It’s good and all but…
- By Ben K. on 2023-06-14
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Dad Jokes Aren't Bad Jokes
- Your Guide to Being Funny
- Written by: Bill Callaghan
- Narrated by: Charles D. Hines
- Length: 48 mins
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With "Dad Jokes aren't Bad Jokes: Your Guide to Being Funny," get ready to embark on a delightful journey through the world of humor, puns, and wordplay. This book is your passport to the land of groans, laughter, and eye-rolls as it brings together a curated collection of classic and contemporary dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart.
Written by: Bill Callaghan
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Yuck! Food Is from Where...?
- The Orchard's Treasure, A Delicious Dusty Breakfast, and The Vegetable Wars
- Written by: Jack Kavanagh
- Narrated by: Jacob Z Klimaszewski
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
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On each of the adventures, our characters get caught up in situations sometimes exciting, sometimes dangerous, and sometimes comical. Along with a host of other interesting characters attached to their adventures, these stories are written to help introduce children to a new way of looking at something that may ordinarily present a challenge.
Written by: Jack Kavanagh
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Riddle Me This
- A Curious Kid's Guide to Mind-Bending Riddles
- Written by: Aubree Reece, Sharon Reece
- Narrated by: Aracelis Gotay
- Length: 23 mins
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This book is the ultimate gift for inquisitive minds, offering a fantastic combination of learning and entertainment. It encourages children to think outside the box, boost their confidence, and have endless hours of enjoyment while expanding their knowledge. Using this educational and fun book, kids will be one step closer to becoming true riddle masters, all while having a terrific time learning and socializing along the way.
Written by: Aubree Reece, and others
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Dudes Hard Target
- The Dudes Adventure Chronicles, Book 6
- Written by: Tyler Reynolds, Emily Kay Johnson
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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It’s a new school year, and the Dudes have got security work to do. See how they give their parents a phishing lesson, thwart package bandits, and combat snack bullies. See how the Dudes take on an ex-Special Forces Sensei, A Pizza Gun, and Snowman Decapitation!
Written by: Tyler Reynolds, and others
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Revenge of the Six
- Toknowsomewhere, Part 2
- Written by: alan pierce, shelton bell
- Narrated by: alan pierce
- Length: 43 mins
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It’s been two years since the little dragon was captured by the guards in the stairwell when the children made their escape from the tower. The little dragon has been caged in the dungeon all this time. 6 formerly known as 7, plots his revenge against the two children and Neves for taking one of his lives during their last encounter. 6 has sent an ultimatum to Sol challenging him to return with the Way Stone.
Written by: alan pierce, and others
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Mothman's Merry Cryptid Christmas
- Cryptid Holiday Classics, Book 1
- Written by: Andrew Shaffer
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 3 mins
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Few have seen the West Virginia creature known as Mothman, but everyone agrees nothing good happens when he’s around—there always seems to be an accident or some other mishap. Is he really an unlucky charm? Even he’s unsure. When Rudolph takes an unexpected vacation one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes to Mothman with a request: “Mothman with your eyes so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Whether he saves Christmas or accidentally destroys it, one thing is for certain: the holidays will never be the same.
Written by: Andrew Shaffer
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Dad Jokes Aren't Bad Jokes
- Your Guide to Being Funny
- Written by: Bill Callaghan
- Narrated by: Charles D. Hines
- Length: 48 mins
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With "Dad Jokes aren't Bad Jokes: Your Guide to Being Funny," get ready to embark on a delightful journey through the world of humor, puns, and wordplay. This book is your passport to the land of groans, laughter, and eye-rolls as it brings together a curated collection of classic and contemporary dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone and warm your heart.
Written by: Bill Callaghan
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Yuck! Food Is from Where...?
- The Orchard's Treasure, A Delicious Dusty Breakfast, and The Vegetable Wars
- Written by: Jack Kavanagh
- Narrated by: Jacob Z Klimaszewski
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
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On each of the adventures, our characters get caught up in situations sometimes exciting, sometimes dangerous, and sometimes comical. Along with a host of other interesting characters attached to their adventures, these stories are written to help introduce children to a new way of looking at something that may ordinarily present a challenge.
Written by: Jack Kavanagh
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Riddle Me This
- A Curious Kid's Guide to Mind-Bending Riddles
- Written by: Aubree Reece, Sharon Reece
- Narrated by: Aracelis Gotay
- Length: 23 mins
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This book is the ultimate gift for inquisitive minds, offering a fantastic combination of learning and entertainment. It encourages children to think outside the box, boost their confidence, and have endless hours of enjoyment while expanding their knowledge. Using this educational and fun book, kids will be one step closer to becoming true riddle masters, all while having a terrific time learning and socializing along the way.
Written by: Aubree Reece, and others
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Dudes Hard Target
- The Dudes Adventure Chronicles, Book 6
- Written by: Tyler Reynolds, Emily Kay Johnson
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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It’s a new school year, and the Dudes have got security work to do. See how they give their parents a phishing lesson, thwart package bandits, and combat snack bullies. See how the Dudes take on an ex-Special Forces Sensei, A Pizza Gun, and Snowman Decapitation!
Written by: Tyler Reynolds, and others
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Revenge of the Six
- Toknowsomewhere, Part 2
- Written by: alan pierce, shelton bell
- Narrated by: alan pierce
- Length: 43 mins
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It’s been two years since the little dragon was captured by the guards in the stairwell when the children made their escape from the tower. The little dragon has been caged in the dungeon all this time. 6 formerly known as 7, plots his revenge against the two children and Neves for taking one of his lives during their last encounter. 6 has sent an ultimatum to Sol challenging him to return with the Way Stone.
Written by: alan pierce, and others
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Mothman's Merry Cryptid Christmas
- Cryptid Holiday Classics, Book 1
- Written by: Andrew Shaffer
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 3 mins
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Few have seen the West Virginia creature known as Mothman, but everyone agrees nothing good happens when he’s around—there always seems to be an accident or some other mishap. Is he really an unlucky charm? Even he’s unsure. When Rudolph takes an unexpected vacation one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes to Mothman with a request: “Mothman with your eyes so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Whether he saves Christmas or accidentally destroys it, one thing is for certain: the holidays will never be the same.
Written by: Andrew Shaffer
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I Am Me, and You Are You
- Little Stories for Girls and Boys by Lady Hershey for Her Little Brother Mr. Linguini
- Written by: Olivia Civichino
- Narrated by: Kitty Jay
- Length: 54 mins
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Everyone in the world is unique and all shining brightly in their own way. Enjoy these stories that celebrate the individuality of the characters and their different approaches to the various situations they encounter....
Written by: Olivia Civichino
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Hercules Quick’s Big Bag of Tricks
- Written by: Ursula Dubosarsky
- Narrated by: Laurence Boxhall
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
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Hercules Quick wants to be a magnificent magician. He just needs a special box of magic tricks. But the box is expensive, and Hercules doesn't have any money. Luckily, Hercules lives in a big apartment block with Aunt Alligator and his tadpole friend, Sylvie, and he has plenty of neighbours who are willing to pay for his help. Whether it's babysitting for the Elks, spring-cleaning for Queen Claude or helping Professor Calamari choose the perfect bow tie, no job is too odd for Hercules Quick!
Written by: Ursula Dubosarsky
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Dirty Bertie Volume 3
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Worms!: Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and makes a really rubbish entry into the summer fair's flower arranging competition. Fleas!: Join Bertie as he takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet, does a naughty dare at school and gets a ride in shiny red fire engine! Mud!: Join Bertie in three hilarious stories as he faces a barrage of footballs as the school's new goalie! Bogeys!: Join Bertie as he tries to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing!
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Even More Stories for Christmas
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Six wonderfully fun and festive audio stories to entertain little ones over the Christmas season. Compiled by HarperCollins Children’s Books, this audio download is a magical collection showcasing some of the best-loved characters in children’s literature.
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The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
- Goosebumps, Book 28
- Written by: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Barrett Leddy
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Tara the Terrible. That's what Michael Webster calls his bratty little sister. She loves getting Michael in trouble. Making his life miserable. Things couldn't get any worse. Then Mr. Webster brings home the antique cuckoo clock. It's old. It's expensive. And Mr. Webster won't let anyone touch it. Poor Michael. He should have listened to his dad. Because someone put a spell on the clock. A strange spell. A dangerous spell. And now Michael's life will never be the same again.
Written by: R. L. Stine
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Go Eat Worms!
- Goosebumps, Book 21
- Written by: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: André Santana
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Todd loves his basement worm farm. Worms are fascinating creatures—it's just a convenient bonus that they happen to gross out his family. But when Todd starts to find worms in unlikely and unwanted places, like his bed, his toothbrush, and his spaghetti—the tables have turned. Now Todd is the one running scared!
Written by: R. L. Stine
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Night of the Living Dummy III
- Classic Goosebumps, Book 26
- Written by: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Rachel Jacobs
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Trina O'Dell's dad used to have a ventriloquist act. That's why he has all those dummies in the attic. He calls it his Dummy Museum. There's a dummy with freckles. And one with a sneer just like Rocky. Trina and her brother, Dan, think the dummies are pretty cool. But now there are voices in the attic. And dummies keep showing up in the strangest places. No way those dummies could be alive...right?
Written by: R. L. Stine
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Papá's Magical Water-Jug Clock
- Written by: Jesús Trejo
- Narrated by: Jesús Trejo
- Length: 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Today, little Jesús has a big job to do. He’s helping Papá at work, and he’s in charge of the water jug—which is also a magical clock! When it’s empty, Papá explains, the workday is done. But what about all these thirsty animals? Soon, the water is gone, but the day is not over yet. Will Jesús be fired?! Or is the jug not really magical after all?
Written by: Jesús Trejo
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Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 12
- Written by: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 51 mins
- Unabridged
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There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City—and a lot of strange happenings. The Bailey School Kids take it upon themselves to investigate.
Written by: Debbie Dadey, and others
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The Sock Thief
- Written by: Carol Kieda
- Narrated by: Dahlia Black
- Length: 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Many dogs steal owner's shoes. Carol Kieda’s dog, KiKi, favors stealing socks. Ever the sock thief, KiKi enjoys playing keep-away with Carol’s socks. She will come close to Carol, holding the sock, but as soon as Carol reaches for the sock, KiKi quickly runs off! Carol swears KiKi laughs the entire time!
Written by: Carol Kieda
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The Palazzo Funeral Parlor
- A Short Story
- Written by: Marthe Jocelyn
- Narrated by: Melissa Graham
- Length: 23 mins
- Unabridged
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This short story for middle grade listeners features sisters Rose and Louisa who move with their mother into an apartment over a funeral parlor. Possibly not the most exciting neighbors—until the day they recognize the person being delivered in a hearse.
Written by: Marthe Jocelyn
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The Furriest Chore of All
- A Cautionary Tale of Pet Ownership
- Written by: Storytime Mommy
- Narrated by: Nick Mercer
- Length: 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Pets are Great. Pets are Messy. Are they worth it? It depends?
Written by: Storytime Mommy