Chronicles of a Miami REELtor

Welcome to Miami—where the sun is hot, the cafecito is strong, and the real estate agents are even stronger.

In this hilarious, unfiltered, and painfully accurate satire of Miami’s real estate circus, Max Calderón pulls back the velvet rope on the REELtor lifestyle: the influencers, the hustlers, the spiritual scammers, the broken dreamers, the shady LLCs, and the people who somehow sell million-dollar condos while living with three roommates and a ring light.

Told in fast-moving vignettes, Chronicles of a Miami REELtor is part memoir, part social commentary, and part love letter to a city where nothing is ever what it seems. From whisper-network off-market deals to Russian money parked in penthouses, from Brazilian crypto cowboys to buyers who “need to sell ahora,” Max captures the madness with razor-sharp humor and unsettling honesty.

You’ll hear stories of:

• Straw buyers, ghost LLCs, and mystery “cash investors” who appear out of thin air
• Developers who promise the moon but deliver a parking spot
• Agents who care more about the content than the closing
• Buyers who blame Mercury retrograde for missing their inspection
• The secret emotional cost of keeping up appearances in the Magic City

Whether you’ve lived in Miami, worked in real estate, or simply enjoy a wild, true-to-life ride, this audiobook will make you laugh, cringe, and nod in recognition.

Raw, witty, and sharply observant, Max Calderón delivers a voice that’s both insider and outsider—a survivor of Miami’s spiritual traps, financial traps, and REELtor traps.

By the end, you’ll understand why in Miami…the sun isn’t the only thing that burns you.

Perfect for fans of real estate satire, Miami culture, true-to-life humor, and audiobooks that keep you hooked from chapter to chapter.