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Bite Me
- A Love Story
- Narrateur(s): Susan Bennett
- Durée: 8 h et 3 min
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"The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup.
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- Bookchick
- 2021-08-30
Danger: use caution while listening
This book (all three books, in fact) is so funny and performed to such hilarious perfection that you laugh really, really hard and could get into an accident while driving, or drop a weight on some unfortunate part of your anatomy at the gym. The up side is laughing hysterically for no apparent reason while on public transit will usually clear some physical distance around you pretty quickly, and probably get you an empty seat in the wake of the “get away from the crazy person” exodus.
You may also experience side effects like tears streaming down your face, the need to stop dead while walking to bend over with laughter, the sudden onset of starting each sentence which sounds like a question? with “Kayso” and referring to significant others as “love monkey”.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-01-16
Good story, voicing can be annoying
The narrator's voice characterization of the main girl in the story, while probably accurate to character, was annoying to listen to and made it difficult to finish. Another good story by Moore, and if you can get past Abby's "voice", this is fun.
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