
Death March
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Narrateur(s):
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Vikas Adam
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Auteur(s):
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Phil Tucker
À propos de cet audio
Narrator Vikas Adams pushes the boundaries of LitRPG to the next level, bringing this immersive VR gaming drama to nerve-jangling nirvana.
Pro-gamer and eighth grade teacher Chris is preoccupied by thoughts of how to save his brother when he gets an invitation he can't resist:
Want to play Euphoria for free?
The free pass brings him to a portal for the newest and most awesome game in the universe. Chris agrees to play Euphoria Online in Death March mode, a secret and deadly level of the game. The real-life consequences of the game mean that if Chris can emerge victorious from a virtual six-month battle with necromancers, ogres, and wyverns, his brother goes free. But if he loses, well, game over.
©2018 Phil Tucker (P)2018 Audible, Inc.love this book
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Honestly good
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Entertaining but massively flawed
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30minutes in and im almost in tears
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Good story, narration is not great.
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The book is very expensive though for the short length and I wouldn't recommend it unless it's on a steep discount or money is something you've got in spades. I get that litrpgs in general tend to be shorter novellas, but still, wait for a discount.
Great Story, Get on Discount
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I never got used to the narrator' voice. It certainly detracted from me getting immersed in the story.
If you have never read any RPGLit, this is about the same as any of them. If you have, you can pass on this one.
Standard RPG Lit, nothing to see here move along
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This book is bad. It is the abandoned love child of Tommy Wiseau and Sword Art Online. Have you ever seen that 200th episode of Stargate SG-1? Or any self mocking episode of a franchise really. Add some of that to the pot and this is what comes out. This book is either so aware of itself and doesn't give a F*** or is so unaware that it travels through dimensions and becomes hyper-aware. Sorry, let me explain.
So, the book is basically your generic Harem-Isekai (see sword art online for the uninitiated). And the writing, wow, it is on par. But here is the thing. Books this bad I either don't finish or if I can suffer through them to the end, I return because I will never listen to them again. But this one, I couldn't finish it, but I don’t know if I should return it. Its the writing. It is fascinatingly bad. The pacing is bad. The dialogue is bad. The characters, aren’t. I actually think I might finish this one at some point. And a note on the narration, it is meh. Nothing good, but also nothing memorably bad. I mean, it was certainly bad at points, but not so bad as to wake me up at night.
Anyway, here is the hook. The writing is like something out of a parody. Anyone who has ever read “John dies at the end”, this is basically a full version of the stories Big Jim wrote, but taken even more seriously if you can believe it.
The writer seems to make every mistake you can make as a writer. This book’s main strengths are lines you read in books that make you groan, or the ones that are so painful you can’t believe they didn’t even try to come up with something better. If Ernest Hemmingway were the protagonist in a video game, Phil Tucker would be the end boss. And he would be poorly written. Just tacky, awful, onision levels of writing. I made it several chapters in before I wrote this review, but out of the ten or so characters we have met, all of whom wish to bone our protag, there have been no other male characters that have mattered (and this isn’t something I would normally complain about. I don’t care if a cast is full of one gender or another as long as it is interesting. Like the stupid inclusion of Sean Bean in the Silent Hill movie because it had no male characters before that, or the phone conversation with the girlfriend in The men who stare at goats because that movie had no female characters and the execs didn’t like it. That is stupid. I didn’t care if silent hill had no meaningful men in it, nor does the phone call make it a completely different movie in tmwsag. As long as it is good.). Yes, the main protag talks to his brother, for “no” real reason?, for a few seconds, and is mocked by some hyper jocks at one point. Other than that, everyone has been his harem. Just terrible, terrible, terribly written.
Just terrific. This is why I like it so much. The author comes across as either completely inept, or so talented that this was beneath him to do. Like an artist who painted a world-famous masterpiece who is asked to paint some murals in a pizza restaurant, and decided to make them so good anyway, but so avant-garde that nobody gets them. Either that or the writer gets free coffee as long as he writes a book every year and they were coming to take his card, so he banged this one out in an evening watching Netflix. Now I don’t really know anything about this author, but I really think (and kind of hope) he just didn’t give a single F***, because I believe that is the best way to experience this book. The timing is either Thunder-Snow made real, or this guys deliberate magnum opus. Holy smokes.
Every time he wrote a line that, before you heard it you say to yourself “oh no he’s not going to” and before you finish he says some awful line. But every time he did it, and I mean every time I noticed, while I was admonishing the poor, lazy choices, he would bring up how bad that line was. But he did it within the narrative of the book. Like “insert terrible line here” and while you are recovering from how stupid that line was and saying to yourself “I cant believe they sunk to that level”, the main character will go “man I cant believe we sunk to that level” or something similar. I am not saying that calling out your own bad lines makes those lines not bad, but in the same way self parody works it is all in how you handle it. And I just feel like there was way too much thought put into this to not give it credit. That’s why I thought it might be a really good writer that just didn’t care, but after he read the book and saw it sucked, it edited it to give it some character. Or maybe some self mockery. And every time I groaned with how bad it was, I laughed that the characters in the book were basically agreeing with me. This book is so bad, yet so intuitive, yet so, so, so awful.
This is a fascinatingly bad book, and I implore you to give it a try. This is an audible 420 friendly book, and I HIGHLY recommend.
Awful, awful, awful... I highly recommend
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