Flabsolutely Furious
Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
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Flabsolutely Furious
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Narrateur(s):
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Zack Zimbler
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Auteur(s):
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Dustin Gross
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They told him to shrink. He chose to suplex society instead.
Ricky "Napalm" Stubbs just got fired for body-slamming a vending machine—and that was before the smart scale insulted his BMI in a British accent. Unemployed, overweight, and overwhelmingly pissed off, Ricky creates the Chunky Combat Club: a secret underground league for misfits who are thicc, ticked, and totally over it.
Joined by a foul-mouthed derby queen, a masked luchador fueled by carbs and trauma, a gospel-singing giant, and a dangerously gassy scooter warrior, Ricky leads the fluffiest rebellion since the invention of cheese fries. Together, they battle diet culture, corporate cruelty, and bad Yelp reviews—one belly slam at a time.
Flabsolutely Furious is an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud satire full of rage-fueled redemption, absurd fight scenes, and snack-powered solidarity.
No kale. No regrets. Just glorious, snack-fueled mayhem.