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Hammered

Auteur(s): Lili Valente,Pippa Grant
Narrateur(s): Virginia Rose,Jacob Morgan
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I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.

It was an accident.

Mostly....

At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? 

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. 

But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? 

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends....

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. 

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. 

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. 

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love - straight up, no chaser.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

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  • Nancee
  • 2019-05-29

I want to move to Happy Cat, GA!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Another hysterical love ❤ story about the people and their unusual pets in this quirky town. More George Cooney too!. Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose are spectacular at bringing out the nuances the story and the towns people. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Loved all of it!!

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  • Ap2514
  • 2019-05-28

Laugh Out Loud Good

I'm so glad we got a second book set in Happy Cat with it's one-of-a-kind cast of characters. This book focuses on Olivia Moonbeam, who works at the town's sex factory, and Jace O'Dell who's the resident "bad boy". And yes, we get to see more of the adorable and hysterical raccoon George Cooney.
This book is filled with the humor and love that readers have come to expect from Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. The characters are so well written and the situations they find themselves in are priceless but it's the pets that at times steal the show. The narrators are absolutely out of this world and really make the town of Happy Cat so believable.
I will definitely be enjoying this book more than once.

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  • Kelsey G.
  • 2020-06-02

Not a fun romcom like Hosed.

I loved Hosed SO MUCH and was so excited for this couple's story. The narrators - Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan - were AMAZING (as always). This did not feel like a fun romcom to me, though.
What happened? The hero finally let his on/off gf know he was no longer in love but would be 100% supportive and present in raising the baby she's having. Gf threatens to move away & change her name so he'll never know anything about the baby. He quickly agrees to marriage. His internal monologue was - it's what she and the baby deserve. WHAT?! Your baby deserves a home built on manipulation, cruelty, and complete disregard for trust and honesty??? COOL. Not like that will require a lifetime of therapy for all involved to find healing and health.

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  • Bottmetoo
  • 2020-03-29

really??? DNF got less than 1/2 way

so the chapters from his pov were enjoyable.... at least to chapter 7

those that were from her pov were literally tortuous, painful. I get it. Ithere are people that would find having a conversation with a feral racoon and hedgehog realistic.... i guess that probably makes me a jerk...
the book keeps calling her ditsy but annoying may work better

i hesitated because if all the animal references in the reviews - i should have heeded my doubts
what a waste

i rated it a 2 instead of a 1 because of the first several chapters, those from the H pov made me smile

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  • 🔥 Phx17 🔥
  • 2021-11-24

Ducking good times

Update: this book can be had for 1 credit in a 4 book Happy Cat collection by 12/26/21. If you are considering any of the books, then get the collection.

This is one of four short rom-coms starring the four O’Dell brothers in quirky Happy Cat, GA. These books are full of animal hijinks, sex-toy jokes, and super silly, would never happen in real life conflicts based on the world’s stupidest criminals. Bought on sale, these are fun little cream puffs. All four have the same two dual narrators, which is mostly awesome because, hello, sassy Virginia Rose and sexy Jacob Morgan! But, it did feel like all four couples sounded the same. I loved the humor, liked the romance, and found the nooky to be quick and vanilla (not cozy, just “meh”).

Hammered: (this book) Jace and Olivia Moonbeam: Fun, campy good time between a reformed bad boy turned bar owner and an animal loving flower child. There’s mama drama, Llama drama, hedgehog hijinks. and ducking texts.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🎄If you liked this, try Jana Austin’s Reindeer Falls Collection, Vol 2, which adds holiday crazy to the animal hijinks and ups the salty language.

Hosed: Ryan and Cassie: Sexy firefighter meets syrupy sweet virgin in a Lucille Ball style opening as Cassie tries to run her sister’s sex-toy shop. The arson that gets between them is eye-rolling. Thank goodness for the animal hilarity with raccoon George Cooney! ⭐️⭐️
🎄If the twisted sex-puns thing was your jam, go with Reindeer Falls, Vol 1.

Hitched: Blake and Hope: The sex-toy bit fades but the animal hijinks doubles down as animal lover Hope needs to marry to save her rescues, particularly her Alpaca. The sparks at the beginning are way more fun than the HEA, but overall pretty good for a matinee listen. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Humbugged: Clint and Noelle: Marine gets together with a baker by constantly rescuing her from bizarre emergencies. Whereas the first three couples interacted in each other’s books, Clint was mostly involved through texts and Noelle only enters the scene in this book, making this one feel a little “one of these books is not like the other.” The F-bombs felt way more overdone here. And, after four books, the silliness of the animal-gags and the absurdity of the crimes & conflicts got to be too much, like I overdosed on eye-rolls. “Sweet baby Jesus drooling in a manger” … this went from fun to awkweird. ⭐️⭐️

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  • Jamie Flowers
  • 2019-08-23

Such a fun story!

I literally laughed out loud through so much of this book. I loved every minute of it, and can’t wait to read more!

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  • Tammy B
  • 2019-08-18
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Great Story!💜

I loved this book. It’s a hilarious romance that has given me a new found love for animals. I love the characters as well as the storyline. I’m very please to hear the bonus epilogue.
The narration was absolutely perfect!! This book is a standalone with an HEA. I would definitely recommend this book!!

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  • Rose Helg
  • 2019-07-04

Fantastic Book

WOW!!!! First off , I got to say this, This was the first time I read or listen to their books. This Book was Fantastic. I LOVE 💘 LOVE it. I got to amitt , I did pass this book up twice. Why I didn't know but I kept coming back to it, for some reason. I'm so Glad I did. I never read the book, but I listen to this book. The first couple of sentences, I just burst out Laughing. The people who wa the voices, we're Terrific. The story line was Outrageous, in a Fantastic way. I'm keeping this Audible, of this book because if, I need a laugh, I'm listening to this one. I will probably listen to it a bunch of times. I Love the characters and the animals in it. The ending was Fantastic, also. Will listen to the next one next if I can get a whole on one. I'm a FAN, now of their works.

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  • Booklover876🇯🇲
  • 2019-06-24

Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Ok it's Pippa Grant and Lili Valente people, what else is there to say? There's a stuff squirrel, a hedgehog and a raccoon😂. Happy Cat Atlanta sounds like a wonderful place I'd love to visit sometimes. Want a lighthearted fun read? look no further I recommend this one. You will not be disappointed. Narration was on point, both Jacob and Virginia was perfect. I hope there's more books about the folks of Happy Cat Atlanta!

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  • CUSTOMER
  • 2021-06-30

Written under the influence

Editors shouldn't let authors write under the influence. This book was HORRIBLE. Only Jacob was the only good thing about it. The story line was ridiculous, the h was unbelievably silly running around treating random animals lime they were human beings with the ability to think and communicate like one. Then there were all the exaggerated hippie dippy references. Top this off with the inclusion of the words "I'd rather eat a dried CAT TURD on toast" to take a bad book to UNFORGIVABLY ATROCIOUS. Jacob Morgan's stellar performance couldn't even save it.

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