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Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

Auteur(s): Tyler Shaw, Russell Sanders
Narrateur(s): JB Burgess
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What would the story of Snow White be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves", a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to listen to it to believe it. 

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This audiobook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to listen to it. Download Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves now! 

The Funny Stories for Kids series, written by Dr. Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves is the first in this series, with more to come. 

Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has a bit of cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had a MPGG rating, it would probably be PG, and would be comparable to a modern episode of the Simpsons.

©2015 Dead Duck Media (P)2019 Dead Duck Media

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So NOT appropriate for Kids!

Why this book is listed in the kids category is beyond me with all of its sexual innuendo content. Is there no one monitoring of what kids listen to. I was shocked when I started listening to this book with my 7 year old. Actually it’s 0 Stars. I’m returning it right away for a full refund.

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