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Next Level Basic

The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook
Auteur(s): Stassi Schroeder
Narrateur(s): Stassi Schroeder
Durée: 4 h et 36 min
4 out of 5 stars (54 évaluations)

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Description

Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guide from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by the Betches and Andi Dorfman. 

Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of basic bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think you have to be pretentious to be cool. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on. 

This audiobook is for people tired of pretending they would rather see a Daniel Day-Lewis movie about sewing or read War and Peace than watch a Saw marathon or listen to...well, this audiobook! 

In Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty - all with the hope you can learn something from them.  

©2019 Stassi Schroeder (P)2019 Simon & Schuster

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Au global

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4 hours I’ll never get back

I never write reviews and don’t like being negative but this has got to be the worst book I’ve ever read/listened to in my life. I didn’t know who Stassi Schroeder was before I purchased this book as I am not a huge reality tv watcher but was intrigued by the title.....I’m all about learning new things but this was so narcissist and ridiculous I’m embarrassed to even say i finished this book. Congrats to her for writing a book and all but to the readers out there pls don’t even waste your time!

  • Au global
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Amazing.

I had a smile on my face start to finish while listening to this. Stassi is Queen.

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Geiles, humorvolles und ehrliches Handbuch

Ich möchte vor allem die Sprecherin und ihre Stimme, die alltäglichen (Schimpf-)Wörter. es bietet einen guten Einblick in das Leben eines amerikanischen Hollywood-Sternchen, das ganz offen ihre verrückten und doch so coolen Leidenschaften ohne Scham präsentiert. manche Sätze brachten mich auch zum Nachdenken ("Freunde sind die ausgewählte Familie") und auch zum Lachen.

  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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Can't stop saying AF

embracing my inner basic bitch everyday. Khaleesi for life. can't wait for book two ;)

  • Au global
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The basic bitch of autobiographies.

Love the show and sometimes love but mostly tolerate Stassi. But overall not worth the credit/money. Not memorable or even somewhat funny as I expected. Basic "book" worth borrowing but not purchasing. Great for the early morning/afternoon commute when your brain is barely functioning.

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GoTeam Stassi !!

If your looking for a good easy listen with funny chick vibes this is a no brainer !
Shes hilarious, fun , dark all at the same time !
I got through it in 2 days !

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Basic and Proud

This book made me not only reason that J was basic, but that being basic was a good thing and that it should be owned! I loved this book, it was insightful, relatable, and humorous all at the same time. Each chapter was not just a confidence booster but it was something that you could either say "Hey, I've done this" or you've thought about doing it and it's ok! The only thing J regret is that it had to end, but at least I have iced coffee and show tunes to fill the void.

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Such a fun book

This book is so funny and so fun to listen to. If you like Stassi and her podcast, you will definitely like this book. Do not hesitate to give it a try as it is absolutely worth it.

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  • David Jaskolski
  • 2019-04-18

Okay AF

How many times can someone say Basic AF? Well if you read this book, you will hear it every other sentence. Let me recap this book for you. Be yourself and you can title yourself Basic AF. Stassi tells you to be yourself, but also she is gonna judge you for it. She contradicts herself left and right, but I give her props. She made made money off me (I drank the kool-aid and thought this book might be worth it) so I purchased it. Instant regret.

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  • Kela Carie
  • 2019-04-16

I cant belive I wasted a credit on this

I wanted to listen to this so bad and I wanted to like it. but, i just cant. it doesnt even sound like shes trying not to read from a script. it also just sounds like that one really good friend who's a little drunk, and your the DD and shes stuck in the bathroom with another drunk girl and wont stop talking.

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  • Sheena ysen
  • 2019-04-16

Worst book I’ve listened to

Seriously, I haven’t listened to a book this bad, ever. It was terrible. So random and literally made me want to throw up in spots.

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  • Erica
  • 2019-05-08

Snooze

I couldn’t listen anymore. Not interesting and a very overuse of the acronym “A.F.” I think it would have been better to just say the word f*ck.

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  • kim o'kane
  • 2019-04-17

Basic Bitch essential!

Ok, so I'm a 52 year old attorney and I work with some pretty serious stuff---survivors of sexual assault--that kind of thing and I love watching Vanderpump Rules b/c it reminds me of me and my friends when we were in our 30's...before marriage, kids and all that serious stuff. Just fun to watch human behavior at it's finest! I started listening to Stassi's podcast and find it cheers me up to listen to her banter about basic bitch things especially when life can be so fucking serious and no fun. Stop taking yourselves so seriously, people! Stassi is bright, witty and authentic. A natural performer...she has the gift of gab and ability to tell stories in the most amusing fashion.

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  • Ashley L.
  • 2019-05-28

It's basically, a crappy book

Big fan of Vanderpump and the whole cast, but this book was tough to listen to. Not my cup of pumpkin spice latte.

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  • Doris Wright
  • 2019-05-07

Thank God I could "LISTEN" because I can't....

...imagine trying to "READ" a hard paper printed copying this book!! AF

Basically, it's a basic book about every imaginable basic subject matter under the AF sun.

I wouldn't recommend for anybody over 35 years old.

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  • Ashley Noplis
  • 2019-04-24

Horrible

If you want to be dumb, this is a great book for you to read

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  • Amanda
  • 2019-04-16

Great quick fun read!

I’m so glad this popped up ready to read on a sleepless night. It’s fun, lighthearted and easy going, and also empowering in a sweet way. She did an awesome job reading her own book. I mean yay for Instagram tricks and a very thorough line up of ranch dressings, right?!

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  • SM
  • 2019-05-18

No Cancer Was Cured

So glad this became an audiobook because I was never going to actually read it. It was a good listen and I was glad to support Stassi.
I love her embracement of Next Level Basic, but I secretly hope she channels this platform into something transformative. Politics maybe.

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