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Parsnips, Buttered

Bamboozle and Boycott Modern Life, One Email at a Time
Durée: 3 h et 43 min
Catégories: Humour, Narration
5 out of 5 stars (9 évaluations)

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Funny and brilliant, listen as British comedian Joe Lycett narrates his own witty, tongue-in-cheek guide to modern life. A dynamic stage performer, Lycett brings his hilarious debut audiobook to life with his unique brand of laugh-out-loud anecdotes and musings.

In this book I have attempted to solve each and every one of life's problems. And I have succeeded.

Dear Listener,

Using letters, emails, tweets and telegrams I will show you how the things in your life that make you sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish. In short, I will butter your parsnips.

Life is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches monitoring our sleep, apps that read our pulse, terrorism. There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. I love bed.

While we are overwhelmed and confused by the miasmic cloud of information, there are those that seek to take advantage: there are parking fines, hate tweets, Nigerian email scams and Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids. And just as we're getting round to doing something about it, we're distracted again.

I, Joe Lycett, comedian, wordsmith, and professional complainer, am here to help. During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems, which I impart to you, dear Listener. Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities, companies and anyone brave enough to clog up my phone, as well as illustrations, one-liners, jokes and life hacks, this little gem offers you a collection of tips and advice* for all manner of modern woe. By the time you have finished listening to this book you will have learnt how to:

  • Reverse a parking fine
  • Manipulate the tabloid press
  • Navigate social media
  • Respond to hate mail
  • Out-weird Internet trolls
  • Contest a so-called ripe avocado
  • Send the perfect Christmas newsletter
  • Defeat ISIS
  • Take down multinational companies

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!

Joe Lycett x

* If you are looking for guidance with taxes, quitting smoking, moving house, love, divorce, education, health care or anything actually important may I recommend speaking to friends or family members and not consulting a book by a comedian who eats halloumi at least twice a day.

©2016 Joe Lycett (P)2016 Hodder & Stoughton

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  • M
  • 2019-01-27

Funny!

Experienced the full spectrum of laughter from light tittering to full on ROFLing. Unfortunately I was driving a car at the time but fortunately no-one was hurt.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 2020-03-12

Hilarious

It will make you laugh out loud, and then people will look at you with suspicion as you walk alone, laughing out loud.

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  • Lonni Jepsen
  • 2019-10-26

Oh Joe, you troll of trolls

I've been on a Joe binge while recovering from surgery. This audio book didn't disappoint.

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  • Greg
  • 2019-04-22

LMFAO

This book kept me laughing so hard, I actually had to stop listening to it a work after I choked and spit my coffee at my computer screen, because I laughed so hard. I love Joe Lycett he is the best comedian EVER!!

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  • Jayoe Heater
  • 2019-04-09

laugh out loud funny

Always loved Joe Lycett. This book did not disappoint. And it was in Joe's own voice! All class.

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  • Heather
  • 2018-09-24

been waiting and watching for Joe Lycett to write

Youngest son and I enjoyed good laughs together listening to this as a bedtime story!
Thanks for being on audible, I am pre-ordering your next release!

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  • Utilisateur anonyme
  • 2018-08-09

Very entertaining!

Anyone who enjoys British humor ought to enjoy Joe’s book. His performance is perfect and makes the book 100 times more enjoyable. If you like light-hearted comedy and some ridiculous ‘one liner’ jokes, you’d probably enjoy this one.

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  • Gillian Hodkinson
  • 2018-08-06

Hilarious and addicting to listen to!

I love this book! Joe Lycett is one of my favourite and most relatable comedians. I have listened to this audiobook over and over again. No matter how many times I listen to it, there is something new that makes me laugh!

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  • Salinger
  • 2018-06-29

Amazing, truly

I own this book in paperback form as well as audiobook. The fact that Joe Lycett himself reads it makes it hilarious and easy to get into. Joe Lycett is a brilliant British comedian and I hope to see more from him soon. If you like British comedy or just enjoy a guy writing emails to mess with people then this book is for you. Buy it now to listen to!

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  • Brentin
  • 2017-11-05

Good, but needs more original content

I first discovered Joe Lycett after his video about getting out of a parking fine went viral. Thanks to YouTube, I was able to watch a few more of his stand-ups, then I saw a clip where he was promoting this book. So I checked Audible, and seeing that is was available on here, I promptly dl'd it.

The book is entertaining, and fairly short. However, my enjoyment of his stand-up on YouTube worked against me, as a few of the bits from his act are in the book.

Still, Lycett has a lot of good quips here, there is a good flow to the story, and he genuinely made me laugh out loud several times. "Hopefully" more books are "forthcoming".

The only other thing I would add is that some of the humor (humour?) is uniquely British, so parts of it may not resonate with American listeners. However, I believe there's enough content that anyone can enjoy this book.

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  • Carolina
  • 2017-07-02

Repeating but entertaining

Sadly it is mainly a repeating of the jokes from his shows, but he still delivers them in a most entertaining way.