The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two original gangsta genders—male and female—shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control.

IF YOU’RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU’VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY. Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas:

What is a MAN?

What is a WOMAN?

How to PICK YOUR GENDER

How to CHANGE GENDERS

How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES

How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS

Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY

Incredible GENDER FLAGS

Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

Drag queen STORY HOUR

All 437 NEW genders

AND MORE!

This guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we’ll take you on a journey to the two “original gangsta” genders—male and female. Then, we’ll show you the progressively insane slide into the increasing number of potential genders that has spiraled out of control in the last few years. We’ll teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you’re a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from. Just don’t use our incorrect pronouns—we go by Bee/Beeself.