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The Haunted Forest Tour
- Narrateur(s): Joe Hempel
- Durée: 8 h et 55 min
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Description
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws - you'll see them all!
Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100 percent safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.
We promise.
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Au global4 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Histoire4 out of 5 stars
- Langer MD
- 2023-09-20
A Ridiculously Silly - But Entertaining - Romp
As long as you set your expectations realistically, this uproariously campy "creature feature" of a story would be a great way to spend a long drive or a boring night shift. Jeff Strand and James A. Moore aren't worthy of winning writing awards (I'm frankly shocked that Strand won a Hugo), but this gory Lovecraftian-Monster rollercoaster-ride is described nicely and informed by appropriately cartoonish characterization & dialogue. Watching ridiculously armed dipshits (grenades, gentlemen? Really!?!) get trapped by Demons "in the park" - as though in a parody of Spielberg's Dinosaur Movie - is a fun distraction.
I actually disagree with reviewers unhappy with the narration of this audiobook. They are correct that Joe Hempel lacks the emotiveness necessary to do this adrenaline-fuelled offering justice.. but setting playback speed at 1.20X made up for most of the timing and voice-acting deficiencies that also plague the recording - I strongly recommend this technique. It rendered the performance at least "average".
If you can get this ludicrous, graphic, 'Scooby-doo'-level-of-complexity "Horror" story as a 'Plus' selection.. you should do so. Just give in and resolve to feed your brain a little bit of junk food.
Should they ask for a Credit, however, you have better places to spend it than this 7/10-star recording.
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Au global5 out of 5 stars
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Performance2 out of 5 stars
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Histoire5 out of 5 stars
- jamie kirsch
- 2023-01-26
Great read
Narration was absolutely awful, come on man put a little bit of excitement in your voice. People being chased by ungodly creatures deserve to have an inflection in your voice.
Other than that the story is fantastic, fun ride. Fans of John dies at the end will enjoy this.
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Au global4 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Histoire4 out of 5 stars
- Teegan Milton
- 2023-11-05
Like the Mist and jurassic park had a baby
A fantastic read.
Rib butt, but have lacked any sense of actually having a linear story that makes sense. It was silly and fun and gory and over the top. Just showing sequence after sequence. The bad guy was also real silly again maybe feel like I was watching Jurassic park with that sense of danger and fantasy about people making the choice to mess with things they shouldn't. But overall, I probably regained again. It was really entertaining and if your fan of monsters, this is a book for you.
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Au global3 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Histoire3 out of 5 stars
- Candace
- 2019-02-12
Good time-waster.
If you're in the mood to listen to a silly monster story, this is the book for you. It's a nonsensical romp through a leafy maze replete with practically every kind of monster imaginable. The Haunted Forest Tour isn't Pulitzer Prize material, but the story, characters, ludicrous frights and narration are worth a credit if you're desperate for a light listen.
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Au global5 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Histoire5 out of 5 stars
- Theresa
- 2020-05-19
NIGHTMARES GALOUR!!
This story line is so good that I actually had NIGHTMARES!! What an idea for a story line!! The sci-fi genre is a fantastically far out one!!! If such a tour was really out there...well...I would not go on it...well maybe I would because I am a curious one...and such a tour would be a...take a change of pants tour... that's a for sure!! I do thank Mr. Moore and Mr. Strand for such a book though....give us more is all I can say!!
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Au global4 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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- Utilisateur anonyme
- 2023-08-02
great read,would have loved more of ...
I stumbled upon this one randomly and really enjoyed it and not disappointed,but the narrator could have put more into the excitement, terror and overall the emotions of the characters more ,and would have loved to have had more of the tour in the story,maybe some more explanation into the characters at the very first before the trees,but over all i believe it was a great read! I would recommend it.
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Au global4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Sunshine
- 2023-06-05
Unexpected greatness
I was leary, needed something to waste some time...this book is amazing! I couldn't wait till the next chance I had to listen. Exciting, gory, funny and scary. Start to finish action. loved it!
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Au global5 out of 5 stars
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- Barry Edward Bedford
- 2023-11-10
Absolutely excellent book
Wasn’t at all what I expected. A truly great horror novel. This would make an incredible movie on the hands of the write screenwriter. Loved it from start to finish.
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Au global4 out of 5 stars
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- Martin S.
- 2023-09-13
Fun and freaky
Joe Hempel is a great narrator for this, as he has a voice for YA fiction but this gory little tale is anything but. A wild premise and a gory story. Ending was a little rushed but this was a gooder.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-05-24
chaotic
very interesting. constant action and gruesome gore. like watching a horror movie. I enjoyed it and would recommend it.
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