In the year 2028, America faced its most unprecedented election crisis since... well, since ever. The 48th President of the United States wasn't supposed to be a 3,300-year-old boy king who died from a chariot accident. He wasn't supposed to tweet policy proposals in hieroglyphics. And he definitely wasn't supposed to revolutionize the global economy with a cryptocurrency backed by actual gold from his tomb. But then again, nothing about the 2020s went according to plan.

When advanced AI technology accidentally resurrected Tutankhamun through a glitch in a virtual museum tour, nobody expected him to declare his candidacy for president. When he did, nobody expected him to be constitutionally eligible due to an obscure 1789 legal precedent about "natural-born citizens of territories under U.S. jurisdiction" (apparently, his sarcophagus had been on loan to the Smithsonian long enough to qualify). And absolutely nobody expected him to win. Yet here we are, in an America where the Federal Reserve has been replaced by the Federal Pyramid, where every family budget meeting starts with "What would last 3,000 years?", and where international diplomacy involves a lot more gold jewelry than previously anticipated.

This is the story of how a teenage pharaoh became the leader of the free world, armed with nothing but ancient wisdom, artificial intelligence, and an inexplicable understanding of blockchain technology. It's a tale of culture shock, political satire, and what happens when eternal life meets term limits. Some say it's the most ridiculous thing that's ever happened to American politics. Others say it's Tuesday.

Welcome to the New Dynasty.