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The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles

Auteur(s): Meghan Quinn
Narrateur(s): Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer
Durée: 18 h et 48 min
Catégories: Littérature, Contemporain
3.5 out of 5 stars (10 évaluations)

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Description

From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.

"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? 

Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected.... 

This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.

©2018 Meghan Quinn (P)2019 Meghan Quinn

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  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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  • Histoire
    5 out of 5 stars

one of the funniest and realest book I've read

I truly enjoyed this book. the narration, the story... AMAZING! Def a must read/listen to. Do yourself a favor and get this book. you'll enjoy it from beginning to end!

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  • Au global
    1 out of 5 stars
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  • Histoire
    1 out of 5 stars

hmmmm

The first few encounters I laughed out loud. Then is was just stupid. Nobody is that naive. I could not finish listening to this.

  • Au global
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  • Histoire
    4 out of 5 stars

Great book

Super funny, easy listening romance book. Loved it and would recommend it. The review shouldn’t have to be at least 15 words

  • Au global
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  • Histoire
    2 out of 5 stars

First book was great!

Unfortunately, book two and book three were let downs. The man’s voice in the second and third books was jarring. One consistent narrator would have improved the flow.

  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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absolutely amazing!

totally loved it!
couldn't stop listening!
recommend to various friends
found it very real and relateable

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  • Melanie C
  • 2019-05-02

Sweet and oh so fun!

This is a great series full of laughs and love.

- The Virgin Romance Novelist –

This story is sweet and full of laughs. And that ending, love!

Rosie is 23, a virgin, and trying to write a romance novel. She needs experience and is ready to put herself out there and date. Let's just say that what ensues is filled with laughter, awkward moments, and some heartache.

I truly enjoyed this story. This could have been titled - Rosie's Crazy Dating Adventures, LOL. If it could happen to this girl, it did. Honestly, there were times I couldn’t believe that a 23 year old could be so naive about so many things, but it sure kept the story interesting. I loved Rosie's roommates Delaney and Henry. The three are best friends and share everything, and I mean everything. Get ready for some laughs and to be swooned.

This story is entertaining, heartwarming, and leaves a smile on your face.

- The Randy Romance Novelist –

Oh gosh, Rosie and Henry are so cute together. I loved getting to see them as a couple, their lives together, and what was to come for them. Rosie’s her quirky self and Henry is so sweet and patient. They’re a great couple. Such a fun, sweet story.

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  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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  • Charlene Smoke
  • 2019-05-15

Great Book!!! I laughed so hard..

What a great read! I laughed so hard my husband begged me to let him listen. Andi is one of my favourite narrators and she outdid herself again!

3 personnes sur 3 ont trouvé cette évaluation pertinente

  • Au global
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  • Kindle Customer
  • 2019-05-10

so...

These books are hysterical! There were so many places that I'd find myself laughing so loudly and not caring where I was or who was seeing me! Great series. And the narration was top notch!

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  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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  • Natalie Livers
  • 2019-04-30

5 thousand stars

This by far the best read I have had in years!...I don’t think I have laughed this hard from a book ever. The story is so lovable and down to earth. And though I can’t same Im proud of it I relate to her bad luck on so many levels. And the love makes it all okay!

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  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
  • gjcj2005
  • 2019-04-27

Excellent! Great Stories!

I laughed so much that my family members kept side eyeing me. I couldn't stop listening. Great story lines. Too funny. Meghan , you never disappoint!

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  • SONIA RAMOS
  • 2019-05-03

Hilarious....Please do not listen in Public!

This was a fun read. I can not emphasize please do not read this in public..it is hilarious. The chronicles of a Virgin Naive 23 year old woman that is experiencing alot of bad luck and funny episodes while venturing into the world of relationships and popping the cherry. They could not have hired the best narrator for this book. Andi Arndt was amazing. Rosie and Henry were hilarious and had so much chemistry but couldn't figure out how to get together and date. Delaney was hilarious with all her comments. The descriptions of all the sexual positions or body parts were to die for. This book gets you hooked and baited and you can't stop until you listen till the end. It's nice how we see the friendships evolve into something true and special.

1 personnes sur 1 ont trouvé cette évaluation pertinente

  • Au global
    1 out of 5 stars
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  • LitChick
  • 2019-07-23

Save you credit!

I like this narrator and had not read anything by this author. The story is so painful and awkward I could not finish it. Save your credit!

2 personnes sur 3 ont trouvé cette évaluation pertinente

  • Au global
    5 out of 5 stars
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  • Anonymous User
  • 2019-09-17

By Far My New Favorite Book!

This book was so good!! She had me laughing out loud and I fell head over heels for the characters!

Henry is my new book boyfriend ;)

  • Au global
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  • KELLIE
  • 2019-09-04

Best romantic comedy ever!!

I loved this book...I literally laughed out loud so many times....my coworkers thought I was crazy at times.

  • Au global
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  • Cynthia
  • 2019-08-21

So awkward

My book club decided we should listen to this audiobook... I’m glad we decided to listen to something I typically wouldn’t choose, but this just wasn’t for me.

The narrators are great, they did an incredible job at making you feel the characters embarrassment, awkwardness, sadness, anger, and happiness. Having said that, this audiobook seems like two books in one and I barely made it through the first book. I stopped to write this review and delete the audiobook about an hour into the second book.

I give kudos to the author for her writing. She uses her words carefully so the reader/listener can feel what the characters feel. The characters and the story are ridiculously cringeworthy and listening to Rosy’s dates and mishaps made me face palm more times than I care to count.

If you like romance stories about losing your virginity and a main character that is frustratingly dense and naive, this audiobook is for you.