Ok, he didn't get (sort of) married on the episode, but he's had three weddings to plan so far this year and has been absent for some time, and we were so thrilled upon his return that we promptly forgot about third person omniscient, which was ostensibly the focus of the episode. Krispy isn't legally married (which makes him no less wedded to his wife, in our humble opinion; they just haven't clued in Uncle Sam yet), but perhaps that will come in a later episode.

What do we talk about, you ask? We've got a real smorgasbord for you here, with a bit more talk about writer's block; creative discipline; historical trivia; scatological and bodily humor; poetry struggles; and how to become an ordained, internet-accredited minister.

Stories begin at the 10:30 mark and include a raccoon, a tense exit in the rain, a story with urine jokes (fair warning!), a story with poop jokes (another fair warning!), and a story that got a bit too heartrending.

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