In this episode we discuss fear of finding out aka fofo, the millennial pause, the Zeddy ferris wheel, Sears, the solemn tone of Instacart ads, a scary Arthur story, hating sparkling water, propaganda from Big Milk, a s'mores life hack, how annoying camp fire kid Gary is, regretting not being a lifeguard, teaching kids to read their contracts, fish in bags and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the men wilding out in our tiktok comments, Maddy’s experience living The Suite Life, getting gaslit by housekeeping, the flavour “icy”, shirley temples as a gateway drink, America’s sweetheart John Ritter, young Kaley Cuoco and her whale tail, Liv’s twin sis Eva Amurri, soft tv dads working as writers, big capitalism pushing teens to double lunch, a genius revelation about the death of g2g, the concept of 3 hots and a cot, wanting to bring back the flip phone, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the Lancome Juicy Tube ads with all the 2000s crushes, lip glosses with cranks, how commercials used to be fun, YouTube vids of raking sand filled with dildos, a POW review of Rubicon, being self-conscious about our knowledge of primate species, the anxiety induced by the trapeze on Math Circus, the ethics of George having sex, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the Royal Match celebrity ad epidemic, Momtok, stinky ice cubes, a review of the Tim Horton’s Infusr, the iconic schoolyard romp of Scotty Doesn’t Know, sex comedies as the OG pornog, the lip ring version of Matt Damon, the depiction of Europe in film, the ethics of showing teen bobos, reliving old MSN convos, the atrocity of a sex scene in a confessional and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss how we’re the adult snackboiz podcast, the ponpon style of shirt, the discovery of a downbeat zhjing, the power of a sunglass+ hat combination, the funhouse effects on a YouTube watch, 40 year olds pretending to be teens, women in stem but make it fashion, the beauty of a made up name, wanting a diary with a kill switch, a no-kids condo, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the age old feud of car vs. pedestrian, Maddy’s family business, pulling your tongue muscle from sedentary lifestyle, the apple juice clip that rocked the nation, an explosive edition of POW, when you bundle an uber eats, Liv’s bout of mania pursuing her P.I license, being a sleepy teen, Loretta Cancun, nature versus nurture when it comes to being a P.I, thermos lunches, the stank of fridge air infusing into food, when you try to fix a curl, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss Maddy’s anti-Pretty Woman moment, Liv’s de-collaring of Lindt bunnies, birthday cake pop, using the word groom in reference to kids, Abby’s teaching methods, divorce caused by dance, stuffing your ballet shoe, whether Abby Lee is a changeling, the owner of Candy Apple Studios, the infamous Star Trek-style costume malfunction and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss AI videos of anthropomorphic cats & barnacle-filled whales, Maddy’s box seats at the hanging, exhaustion in the bones, Liv’s romantic getaway to East Side Marios, the most anti-climactic prank of all time, the classic straight man vamp vs. comedy vamp, the need for representation of kids with parents, body con plain tees, the ethics of vampires dating teens, a huge revelation about the title and SO MUCH MORE!!!