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  • Happily Ever After S9 E13 - It Wasn’t Over, It Still Isn’t Over

    Happily Ever After S9 E13 - It Wasn’t Over, It Still Isn’t Over
    Sep 29 2025
    Miami Fight House converts into Ski Fight House, where absolutely no skiing will occur; Stacey starts a fight between Darcey and Georgi but no one is sure what it’s about; Gino owns a calculator, and he uses it to calculate how much Jasmine has cost to feed and house over the last several years. Head to BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY to get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    52 min
  • Happily Ever After S9 E12 - Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Happily Ever After S9 E12 - Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
    Sep 22 2025
    Matt wants a boy and wants Jasmine to breastfeed; Jasmine eats sandy beach ribs from a ziplock bag; Darcey and Georgi have a very subdued wedding, I mean, "anniversary party." Head to BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY to get 20% off Bed Bundles, plus free shipping and returns. Exclusions apply. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    57 min
  • Happily Ever After S9 E11 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home

    Happily Ever After S9 E11 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home
    Sep 15 2025
    I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN THAT IS MY FINAL DECISION. I mean... maybe.... we talk about it later BUT NO I DO NOT WANT KIDS THIS IS MY FINAL DECISION but yeah let's talk about it maybe and stuff. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h et 2 min
  • Happily Ever After S9 E10 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home

    Happily Ever After S9 E10 - It's A Dogfight All the Way Home
    Sep 8 2025
    Miami Fight Club ensues at Yara's dog couture party; Jasmine pretends she doesn't want to move to Florida; Guillermo gets zero orgasms. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h
  • Happily Ever After S9 E9 - Shaken, Not Sirred!

    Happily Ever After S9 E9 - Shaken, Not Sirred!
    Sep 1 2025
    Tigerlily’s fertility helper picks up her placenta for the smoothie; Jasmine and Matt take a carriage ride but totally aren’t romantically involved; Kara and Guillermo try to force having fun but it’s all just sad bachata. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/CRAYCRAY and get on your way to being your best self. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h et 3 min
  • Happily Ever After S9 E8 - May the Force Be With You

    Happily Ever After S9 E8 - May the Force Be With You
    Aug 25 2025
    Darcey wears underwear and a giant coat to meet Georgi's parents; Adnan is man and knows everything; Matt is so f*cking short, there's no way he could EVER GET A DATE. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 min
  • Happily Ever After S9 E7 - Hasta La Vista, Baby

    Happily Ever After S9 E7 - Hasta La Vista, Baby
    Aug 18 2025
    Andrei shows Libby and CHAAACK his "real estate investment" but then admits his money has been stolen by Russians; Georgi doesn't have time to count how much money he makes; Adnan knows everything, he says, because he is husband. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 min
  • Happily Ever After S9 E6 - Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn

    Happily Ever After S9 E6 - Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn
    Aug 11 2025
    Andrei and Libby consider buying a BANGALOW because Andrei lost the family's life savings in a "silent partnership real estate investment" in MALDOVA. Also Andrei thinks kangaroos are in the "rodent family." Kara sings bachata. Jasmine chases out VEGAS WH*ORE from Gino's family gathering. Take the online quiz and introduce Ollie to your pet. Visit ⁠https://www.ollie.com/craycray⁠ today for 60% off your first box of meals! #ToKnowThemIsToLoveThem Feel the difference an extraordinary night’s sleep can make with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/CRAYCRAY. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.realitycraycray.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://patreon.com/realitycraycray⁠⁠⁠⁠. Other Links: Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a review: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/review-us⁠⁠⁠⁠ Gift a Subscription: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitycraycray.com/gift⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h et 6 min