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Gay-bors, Glitter Bombs, and Goliath Regret

This week’s episode is like if a Hallmark Christmas special did ayahuasca in a Walmart parking lot. David’s out here befriending his new gay-bors while trick-or-treating like a wholesome sitcom dad, and Chris realizes—live on air—that he bought a set of glitter-covered ornaments and basically nuked his entire living room in fairy dust. Meanwhile, both of them are already deep into the Christmas spirit like they’ve never met November.

Somewhere between broken toes, boot countdowns, and Amazon delivery PTSD, we debate whether one lasagna stacked on another is still one lasagna (it is, fight us). We dissect cinematic betrayal in House of Dynamite, talk Billy Bob Thornton’s forehead wrinkles in Goliath, and get deep with air karate videos from shirtless men named Joel on Instagram. Plus, the billion-dollar screen challenge will have you reconsidering your Pornhub habits, and we bring back more NFL stats, “Pour Choices,” and a debate over whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. (Spoiler: one of them didn’t make us cry as hard.)

🎄 Like this video if you’ve ever inhaled glitter by accident, subscribe because your therapist said you need routine, and comment with your favorite lasagna conspiracy theory.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
0:00 – INTRO
5:53 – HOUSE OF DYNAMITE
10:57 – GOLIATH
12:38 – SALLY’S SEASHELLS
14:54 – R-RATED MOVIES
17:11 – 1 LASAGNA OR 2?
19:31 – DAD JOKES
22:08 – TOE UPDATE
27:57 – GOTTA BLAST!
29:09 – AMAZON WOES PT. 843
35:49 – CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
41:13 – GAY-BORS
45:38 – POP-STROKE
49:57 – F&#% GLITTER
52:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
54:47 – SHILOH VS WISHBONE
56:47 – POUR CHOICES BEER GARDEN
58:23 – #JOELSATZMAN
1:01:59 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 7
1:06:40 – $1,000,000,000 CHALLENGE
1:12:41 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST THING FOR HOME DEFENSE IF YOU CAN’T OWN A G**?
1:21:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ARE SOME OF THE CRAZIEST HUMAN STATISTICS EVER?
1:29:44 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:33:45 – OUTRO

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