Originally Aired January 9, 2026: Let's play mermaids. Birthday dorks. Everything you wanna know about scratching yourself at the urinal.

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Once again... Josh can't stop being harassed by listeners about his poor mother!

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Originally Aired January 8, 2026: Your birthday doesn't matter. Mr. Bubble is gonna get a bitch in trouble. Everything you wanna know about nineteen-ninety-nong.

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Nick tells a story about one of his buddies eating a delicious drunk snack!

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Members of The Brother/Sisterhood shared some of the worst pains they’ve ever felt!

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Originally Aired January 7, 2026: Drowning the Wookiee. National Pass Gas Day. Everything you wanna know about the greatest pain you've ever felt.

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We played a news clip that sounded like it was straight out of the 1940's!

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Yes.

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