On this episode of the Dictators President for Life Donald Trump holds a press conference about his religious icon status and omniscient power to bring down the price of the grocery to the lowest price of all time, even while the chipmunks, cats, elephants and donkeys disagree with him about his MRI being clear and having the cardiac age of a 65 year old. His solution is simple, bring in an aristocrachy, an oligarchy, or an idiocracy. So he unveils his ethics nightmare full of corruption and gold plating ballroom, which is a massive metaphor for how he is tearing down democracy and reshaping it in his image, even while Sam Altman ejaculates in his direction and his Robber Barron Second Gilded Age friends plan to destroy the world with bioengineered babies and shoot off to mars. Instead, he goes down to the situation room with Pete Hegseth to talk about men, muscles and penis shaped polka dots before they launch an operation to defeat Christmas, deport terrorist elves, and send nuclear whaleheads to the north pole, and make a deal with santa claus to end the Christmas scourge. Unexpectedly, Hilary Clinton offers Donald one last chance at redemption, but is it really Hilary, and why are they travelling back in time to visit some of his favourite wars and protests throughout history? Who will succeed Trump? Is it Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marco Rubio, or JD Vance? And will Jeffrey Epstein or Nicholas Maduro be crowned King of Christmas? Will President Trump ask for help from MBS, Murdoch, Larry Ellison, or Elon Musk? Or will he instead turn to Melania or AI girlfriend for help? Find out on this Christmas special episode of the Dictators!