Timothy and Charlotte have officially been ranked the new number 1 best couple in the district. They've invited everyone to their wedding, even the 137th best couple, Barry and Linda.

The Best Couple was written and read by Stuart Hardy

Linda was played by Kate Coldron

Barry was played by Peter Terry

Yasmin was played by Poppy Abbott

http://www.patreon.com/stubagful

Music:

All music sourced from the YouTube audio library

Jazz Piano Bar by Doug Maxwell & Media Right Productions

Hurts so Good Blues by Unicorn Heads

Sulking by William Rosati

Wedding Fun by Sir Cubworth

Make Money Money by Patrick Patrikios

1940s Slow Dance by Doug Maxwell & Media Right Productions

Forget me not by E's Jammy Jams

Call me crazy by Patrick Patrikios

Future Rennaissance by Godmode

Invisible Beauty by Aakash Gandhi

Sound Effects:

Car Cruise Hand out Window from the YouTube Audio Library

Footsteps on solid wood from the YouTube Audio Library

Male Sneeze from the YouTube Audio Library

Mouse squeaking from the YouTube Audio Library

Wind in Pine Trees from the YouTube Audio Library

Medium house party walla, ambience, chatter.wav by SpliceSound -- https://freesound.org/s/338114/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Crowd at Wedding Reception Ambience.wav by ecfike -- https://freesound.org/s/133819/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

People on a party by unfa -- https://freesound.org/s/207994/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

falling on floor by skradz -- https://freesound.org/s/268166/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Crowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMat -- https://freesound.org/s/384401/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Putting Trash bag in Trash can.wav by WavJunction.com -- https://freesound.org/s/456767/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Male Snore 3.wav by mattyharm -- https://freesound.org/s/432995/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

32. getting into bed.wav by btherad2000 -- https://freesound.org/s/328051/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Thumbnail is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-and-woman-kissing-948185/

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Mr Williams suddenly realises on a trip to the bank that everyone around him is the exact same person.

The Repeat People was written and read by Stuart Hardy

Cherie was played by Kate Morgan Jones

Mr Williams was played by Richard B Brookes

http://www.patreon.com/stubagful

Music:

From the Youtube Audio Library:

Heaven - E's Jammy Jams

Low Noon - John Patitucci

Devious Little Smile - Godmode

The Sax of Ancient Terror - Jimena Contreras

Density & Time - AETHER

Sound effects

Shopping,centre_Air-conditioning_Am.stereo.wav by Dan_AudioFile -- https://freesound.org/s/628311/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

241109_155248_FR_Busy_shopping_mall by kevp888 -- https://freesound.org/s/767132/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Automatic_door.wav by laiaoreka -- https://freesound.org/s/233389/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Quiet Side Street in City Shopping/Nighlife Area, Summer. Hamburg Sternschanze. by Pfannkuchn -- https://freesound.org/s/457617/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Car Door open and close.wav by NachtmahrTV -- https://freesound.org/s/556689/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

handbrake on.wav by greatsoundstube -- https://freesound.org/s/629323/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

MITSUBISHI IMIEV electric car HORN LONG.wav by jakobthiesen -- https://freesound.org/s/174840/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Turning off engine & removing the car key by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/384412/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Quiet Neighbourhood by Ultra-Edward -- https://freesound.org/s/812416/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Key in a lock by RealSquink -- https://freesound.org/s/787499/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Banging on a door.MP3 by SoundsForHim -- https://freesound.org/s/412857/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Chain door lock.wav by Sadiquecat -- https://freesound.org/s/659433/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Car Arriving Idling And Pulling Away by leonelmail -- https://freesound.org/s/429405/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

grabbing keys off of a wood counter 1 by FOSSarts -- https://freesound.org/s/740408/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Thumbnail is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-of-the-smile-of-a-man-9775440/

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1985. Margery is sweeping up in her shop after a quiet day, wondering where all her customers went. She then hears a strange song on the radio.

Where did all the People go? was Written and read by Stuart Hardy.

http://www.patreon.com/stubagful

Music:

From the YouTube audio library:

Underwater Exploration - Godmode

Sunrise from a Moonbeam - Dan Lebowitz & Tone Seeker

Starlight on the water - Chris Haugen

Pulsar - The Grey Room - Density & Time

Slow Sneak Up - Godmode

All other music created by Stuart Hardy & Paul M Bradley

Sound effects:

Key in Lock from the Youtube audio library

Machine switch from the Youtube audio library

Window Shutter by Sheyvan -- https://freesound.org/s/538825/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Falling broom stick on floor_DanielMarais_190266_OWI.wav by DanielMarais -- https://freesound.org/s/492592/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Sweeping Wooden Porch from the Youtube audio library

Cover is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/foggy-weather-in-the-street-during-night-time-6494757/

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Y'know how everyone's Dad has to stab their uncle in a barfight over their mum's infidelity at some point in their formative years? Well I know this guy whose parents waited until 21 to do the barfight. Unbelievable.

Origin Story was written and read by Stuart Hardy.

http://www.patreon.com/stubagful

Music from Youtube's audio library

Peacefully - E's Jammy Jams

Happy Birthday - E's Jammy Jams

Lost at Sea - Tracktribe

Pouring Out - Asher Fulero

Gamela - E's Jammy James

Sound effects

Wine glass shatter - Youtube audio library

London Pub Ambience by mdayalan -- https://freesound.org/s/398224/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

SFXWhip-Ext _OWI Whip_Mikail_OwSfx by Mikail_Olivier -- https://freesound.org/s/708319/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Frying Sausage 2.wav by itinerantmonk108 -- https://freesound.org/s/552717/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Body - Fall, heavy dangerous by Vrymaa -- https://freesound.org/s/734629/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Emergency Ambulance Pass by BennettFilmTeacher -- https://freesound.org/s/607782/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

The Office by qubodup -- https://freesound.org/s/211945/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Room tone with computer noise by stomachache -- https://freesound.org/s/192529/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

keyboarding2.wav by keweldog -- https://freesound.org/s/181708/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Office_phone ring_medium loud.aif by vrodge -- https://freesound.org/s/119555/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Stapler.wav by esperri -- https://freesound.org/s/119154/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Office Ambience.wav by DiArchangeli -- https://freesound.org/s/108695/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Printer.wav by shaugestuen -- https://freesound.org/s/89985/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

typing_soft.wav by beckmen -- https://freesound.org/s/79711/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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10% of the population of earth randomly drops dead one day for no reason. One of them was George's wife.

Sudden Death was written and read by Stuart Hardy

Featuring the voices of

Paul M Bradley as George

Missi Chappell as Susie

Luke Allen as the Operator

Ninette Finch as Mrs Sloacombe

Poppy Abbott as the Government Worker

Kate Coldron as the Funeral Director

Casting by Luke Allen at Ask Seek Knock

Album art by Stuart Hardy

Music

Three Wise People by E's Jammy Jams

Large smile Mood by Nico Staf

Forest Lullabye by Asher Fulero

Stayin Lazy by Godmode

Love's Aftermath by Asher Fulero

It Doesn't Need to be More Than That by pATCHES

As your Prevent Do by pATCHES

Tides by Windows of Ken

Breakfast Alone by The Whole Other

Torture by Coyote Hearing

I Am a Man Who Will Fight for Your Honor by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/honor/

Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

Remember Me by JR Tundra

Amazing Grace by Cooper Cannell

Heartbeat of the Wind by Asher Fulero

Sound effects

Getting dressed super fast! by pfranzen -- https://freesound.org/s/331354/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Running Downstairs.wav by lewis100011 -- https://freesound.org/s/241834/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Seatbelt, In, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/318679/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Car Door, Closing, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271555/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

city traffic river 753AM 200624_0187.wav by klankbeeld -- https://freesound.org/s/620821/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

OBJWhledWheelieBin by dhi67540 -- https://freesound.org/s/819551/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Moving Hangers by kastwey -- https://freesound.org/s/750815/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Car Door, Opening, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271554/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Brushing Hair.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593573/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Digging 2.wav by Alexbuk -- https://freesound.org/s/541903/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Steps-Dirt_2b.OGG by nuFF3 -- https://freesound.org/s/477396/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

All other sound effects either made by Stuart Hardy, from Freesound.org under Creative Commons licence 0 or from the YouTube audio library

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Tim wakes up on the 1st of December and finds a mysterious advent calendar on his wall, and every day he opens a door and eats a chocolate, something bad happens.

Written & read by Stuart Hardy

Featuring the voice talents of

Michelle Jennings as Mum

Alex Whiteley as the Paramedic

Edward Tidy as the Doctor

Luke Allen as Eddie

and Simon Fisher-Becker as Father Christmas

Casting by Luke Allen

Classroom ambience by MakedaMntuyedwa - https://freesound.org/people/MakedaMntuyedwa/sounds/492959/

Sitting on chair by renatofarabeuf - https://freesound.org/people/renatofarabeuf/sounds/232666/

Coat Foley Coat Hits by TRNGLE - https://freesound.org/people/TRNGLE/sounds/378067/

Suburban backyard late afternoon ambience edit by RobinBarnard - https://freesound.org/people/RobinBarnard/sounds/593567/

Ambience, Children Playing, Distant, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398160/

Foley » Pick Up Bike Take 6 by CUDenverSound - https://freesound.org/people/CUDenverSound/sounds/487331/

People Having Dinner v2 by Rorhe - https://freesound.org/people/Rorhe/sounds/634953

Door Squeak, Normal » Door Squeak, Normal, D by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/346212/

Shower, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/353195/

ladder aluminum setup 01 by Eelke - https://freesound.org/people/Eelke/sounds/462615/

Hard sounds » Climbing ladder by Yolande180138 - https://freesound.org/people/Yolande180138/sounds/445696/

Earthquake_Interior_MetalRattling_2.wav by Cell31_Sound_Productions - https://freesound.org/people/Cell31_Sound_Productions/sounds/198095/

Crumpling to floor by DJ Burnham - https://freesound.org/people/DJ%20Burnham/sounds/76777/

building_collapse02_close by onteca - https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197772/

RustlingFabric by SamRam21 - https://freesound.org/people/SamRam21/sounds/649918/

Everyday Sounds » fabric rustling by kgatto - https://freesound.org/people/kgatto/sounds/240266/

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If there was an option to vote for 'none of the above' in an election, it would definitely win, but what would actually happen?

http://www.patreon.com/stubagful

Featuring the voice talents of Dawn Butler, Ninette Finch, Peter Terry, Josh Gill, Edward Tidy and Michael Fenton Stevens

Pencil 3 by le_abbaye_Noirlac

https://freesound.org/people/le_abbaye_Noirlac/sounds/130461/

Crowd Screaming A by Inspector J

https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/421852/

Weirdplane by Freqman

https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/24272/

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Stan's kids, Steve and Hayley (6 and 10 respectively) are playing in the garden. He blinks and suddenly they're 7 and 11. He blinks again and they're 8 and 12. Each time he closes his eyes he's flung a year into the future.

Featuring the voice talents of Winter Foenander, Michelle Jennings, Helen Mae-Austin and Luke Allen

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