What happened while I was gone?? Everyone seems mad.

Academic Recovery Squad returns with full episodes next week July 15th-ish

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Today's question: Why did you or did you not decide to go back to school? Subquestion - what's the value of field specific certifications?

Carlos and Carlita return to compare and contrast reasons why Carl and Carlita decided to get graduate degrees but Carlos did not. Carlos and Carlita also discuss non-degree certifications they can get in their fields (which don't really exist for Carl's version of biology) and Carl and Carlita compare funding as a bonus (e.g. 5th year, 4 + 1, Co-term) Master's student to how PhD students operate. Also explored: Carl doesn't understand non-English, non-east Asian linguistical marks; how old are your co-workers?

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*Editors Note - the preamble of this episode was recorded on Monday 3/17, before the Trump administration announced the potential dismantling of the Department of Education and Columbia University partially caved to the administration's demands to change certain policies so they could maybe get their funding back. Yikes, stuff did get worse.

Today's Question: What's keeping you motivated right now (to do science/as a scientist)?

Carl and Dan explore the drivers of their internal motivation, including what it means to be hyper focused in academia versus industry as well as some pros and cons about each working mode now that we've been there for a while. Also discussed: Carl gives another lesson on how the clarinet works, biohackers, and caffeine sensitivities.

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Today's question: What does having a PhD mean to you?

Carl and Zach talk at length about their grad school journeys and the definition of what having a PhD (in sciences) means we got certified for. Also in this episode, failing your qualifying exam can be a good thing, cellos are sexy, and whoever said not to think about money when deciding to go to grad school was lying to you.

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Today's question - Are you doing now what you thought you would do with your (advanced) degree? How do you feel about that?

Carl and Jade tackle how Jade felt jaded about the law (as a lawyer/related practitioner of the law) but is now finding her footing after a couple of post-law school focus changes. Also covered in this episode: Extreme couponing is still a thing you can do but with apps, meeting your immigrant parents' expectations doesn't make your relationship with them less complicated, and how much it must have sucked trying to get a job before the internet age.

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Today's question: Do you think you went to the right school for undergrad? Do you have buyer's remorse about that?

Carl and his siblings, Carlos, and Carlita (yes our parents were very creative), discuss our undergrad experiences and the age old question "would you do it the same now knowing how it went". Topics also covered, generic infrastructure "gifted" to us by our parents that we were only sort of ok at using, Carlos might need to go back to high school math class, and Duck Syndrome.

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Today's question - Why did you decide to go back to school?

Carl tries not doing an episode preamble before he talks to his friend Jack about his experience with school, what motivated him to go back to school for a non-MBA master's degree, and what, and how that meshed with his life as a working engineer. Also Carl teaches Jack about CRISPR biology and resents having to choose between the engineer and scientist check boxes on a job application, but Jack thinks that might be ok.

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Today's question - what is your opinion of the concept of school in general?

Carl and Julia discuss the fact that they've been in school literally forever and how it feels now that they're no longer in school (sort of) in relation to how long that was. Also on the docket: toddlers are basically cats - change my mind; what do you do socially when you're too old to go to the club but don't have kids yet?