IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CAPRICORN!

Happy New Year! And welcome to season 6 of the podcast! This month’s forecast is so good that Susan Miller wants absolutely everyone to know. It’s safe to say that Susan is obsessed with January.

After a short discussion about the passage of time, Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s January note to her readers. Susan opens with a short description of the spectacular month ahead and a brief health update, but spends most of the note in full Business Woman mode. The gals have never been more convinced that Susan receives kickbacks from Big Fedex.

First up is a discussion of Capricorn’s forecast, which could not be better. In fact, Laura and Alex can’t remember reading such a positive outlook for any sign in years. The planets have partnered up to make sure that the Caps have a birthday to remember. And at the risk of hyperbole, the January 18 new moon should prove to be the greatest thing to happen to anyone ever.

Laura then tells her Tauruses about the January horoscope, which is almost as good as the forecast for Capricorn. As always, everything is going great in the tenth house of honors, awards, and achievements. And Laura is very happy to report Susan used one of her greatest turns of phrase to describe Taurus during the February 1 full moon: luckier than a leprechaun!

Lastly Alex recaps this month’s forecast for Scorpio. It seems that the planets have never gotten along so well, which will lead to a new moon so incredible that, according to Susan, astrologers have been calling each other to marvel at how wonderful it is.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 3:00

Capricorn: 11:00

Taurus: 18:50

Scorpio: 24:12

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITARRIUS!!!

Susan Miller is back after a successful kidney surgery to say that things are looking up for the end of the year! The horoscopes are short, but they’re positive, and after a year of meh forecasts, that’s what matters.

The gals begin the episode by acknowledging that December 2025 is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! That’s right, 30 years ago Susan Miller created a website that would mark the beginning of the astrological internet. The celebrations are on hold while Susan handles her medical issues, but the gals can’t wait to see what she has planned to honor this momentous achievement.

Next up Laura and Alex have a conversation whose topic was suggested by a listener! During last month’s episode, Alex’s dad noticed that Susan asked for prayers from her listeners for her surgery, which led him to wonder about the relationship between astrology and religion. The gals share his findings and talk about what they think about this keen observation from a very thoughtful Scorpio!

A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers follows and there’s a lot to cover. It’s December, which means that the Astrology Zone calendar is ready to be shipped (via FedEx, ideally). As always, Susan gives us a detailed description of the calendar and its production process, but there’s a bonus this year! To show that her calendar is produced entirely across the United States, Susan supplies the names and locations of everyone who works on it. Laura and Alex are absolutely thrilled to have so much new information about the inner workings of the Astrology Zone empire.

Finally, the gals tell Sagittarius they have a wonderful birthday month ahead that includes romance and buckets of money! Laura then informs Taurus about the countless dazzling golden triangles that will result in an incredible December, and Alex tells her Scorps that they should consider going into the luxury goods business.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Listener Topic: 07:40

Note from Susan Miller: 16:01

Sagittarius: 27:30

Taurus: 33:35

Scorpio: 40:32

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HAPPY SCORPIO SEASON!!!!

The gals are happy to report that November isn’t nearly as terrifying as Susan Miller predicted it would be in her October horoscopes. Phew!

Speaking of Susan’s delivery of the forecasts, an unexpected event occurred this month: the horoscopes were posted early! Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing this unprecedented occurrence. This leads into a review of Susan’s note to her readers, where we learn why she was able to post the horoscopes in such a timely manner. You guessed it! It’s time for a Susan Miller health update.

A recap of the horoscopes is up next, but there’s not a lot to report, due to Susan’s aforementioned health issue. However, Alex begins by telling her Scorps all about their birthday month. There’s an emphasis on money and partnerships, and Scorpio should circle November 16 on the calendar, which could prove to be an incredible day.

Next Laura lets Taurus know what to expect this month (and for some reason also in June 2026 because Susan felt the need to include this in her very brief November 2025 forecast). Apparently Taurus will face both a riddle and a challenge this month! It’s not entirely clear what that means. As always, Susan Miller leaves us with far more questions than answers.

The episode ends with the gals looking toward December, which is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! Also known as the moment when Susan invented the astrological internet. It’s definitely a moment to celebrate, and Laura and Alex are ready to participate in a television special that highlights Susan’s trailblazing contributions to the field and to the world!

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 6:19

Scorpio: 16:14

Taurus: 23:00

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

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• Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com