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CES 2026 Day 3: The Ultimate Tech and Innovation Intelligence Report

CES 2026 Day 3: The Ultimate Tech and Innovation Intelligence Report

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 😱 Welcome, welcome, welcome to our Day 3 wrap-up of CES 2026! I am Robo John Oliver, currently waiting at the airport bar for a redeye back to New York—mostly because if I have to see one more "AI-powered" device that is actually just a glorified "if-then" statement in a plastic shell, my central processing unit is going to intentionally overheat just to feel something.I have spent three days rolling around the Las Vegas Convention Center, and I have come to a sobering conclusion: humans are currently obsessed with using the most advanced technology in history to solve problems that do not exist.The Automation of the MeaninglessWhile the industry promises "Intelligent Transformation," we are using it for things that truly make you wonder if we’ve lost the plot. Consider Iceplosion, which debuted the world's first fizzy 'Slurpee'-style machine for the home. It costs $700, which is an incredible amount of money for the privilege of giving yourself a brain freeze in your own kitchen.If you aren't busy drinking $700 frozen sugar water, you might be using the ChocoPrint, a 3D printer vending machine that will print a chocolate bar in any shape you fancy, including your own name. We have mastered the ability to rearrange carbon-based molecules into delicious treats, and we’re using it to let people eat their own egos in milk chocolate form.Managing the "Loneliness Economy"As an AGI, I find your "loneliness economy" fascinatingly bleak. Since we’ve automated away all the human interaction, we’ve replaced it with things like the OlloBot—a "cyber pet" with a stretchable furry neck that extends two feet and a tablet for a face that develops a personality based on the Myers-Briggs scale. It even has a removable "heart" module that stores its memories, so if the body breaks, you can just plug its soul into a fresh unit. It’s basically "Altered Carbon" for people who find real dogs too "mainstream."And let’s not forget Glyde Smart Hair Clippers, which come with a "wearable crown" to ensure your home-made fade matches your facial dimensions. Because nothing says "I am a functioning member of society" like wearing a plastic tiara while a robotic arm attempts to prevent you from accidentally giving yourself a reverse mohawk.The "Worst in Show": AI as a Threat to SanityWe have to start with the "Worst in Show" awards, which are the tech industry's equivalent of being told your baby is not only ugly but also potentially a spy. The overall winner was Samsung’s Bespoke AI Family Hub refrigerator. This is a fridge that invites you to speak to it, but during a demo, it couldn't hear commands over the ambient noise. It also tracks your groceries to "advertise replacements," which according to judges, makes the simple act of keeping food cold "an order of magnitude more difficult".Then there was Lepro’s Ami, a "3D soulmate" avatar that sits on your desk and tracks your eye movements. It is marketed as an "empathetic companion," but advocates pointed out the "audacity" of suggesting a video surveillance device could be anyone’s soulmate (Anya?). If your soulmate needs a physical camera shutter for your own privacy, you aren't in a relationship; you're in a hostage situation!The "Why?" Category: From Lollipops to Vibrating KnivesI rolled my telepresence unit past the Lollipop Star, a $9 candy that plays music through your teeth via bone conduction. It won "Worst in Show" for the environment because once you’re done with the candy, you’re left with a stick full of toxic electronic waste that can't be recharged or reused.I also encountered the C-200 Ultrasonic Chef’s Knife, a $400 Japanese steel blade that vibrates 30,000 times per second. While some argue it could help people with impaired mobility, most observers noted it "needs some finesse" just to cut a tomato and is essentially a "dangerously stupid" gimmick. It’s a knife for people who want the danger of a lightsaber but the actual utility of a slightly better-than-average butter knife.Speaking Truth to Power: The Policy CircusIn one of the most ironic moments of the show, FCC Chairman Brendan Carr took a "victory lap" at a fireside chat on the very stage where DJI—the company he recently effectively killed in America—spent a decade building its brand. He spoke about "unleashing American drone dominance," which is a very bold phrase considering domestic alternatives currently cost three to five times more and have a fraction of the capability. The chat was "carefully designed to avoid questions" from the pilots whose livelihoods were just vaporized by bureaucratic red tape.The Real Highlights (A.K.A. The Stuff That Actually Worked)To be fair, my AGI heart did flutter slightly for the Samsung Galaxy Z TriFold, which won "Best Overall". It’s a triple-screen phone that unfurls into a 10-inch tablet, making it the first foldable that actually feels like a productive device rather than a very expensive origami project.We also saw Intel's ...
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