In this episode we unpack a dramatic parking lot rice explosion, a woman who ingested her friend's house keys, and our eternal disdain for Jack Berger. Plus, Jonathan confesses his love for hardware stores, which is somehow... not a bit. It's an emotional rollercoaster of nonsense and neuroses. Just how we like it.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Katy Pagan. “My Friend’s Extreme Measures to Stop Me Going Home from Pub Landed Her in A&E.” The Sun UK, 6 June 2025.

➜ Koh Ewe. “‘Best Place to Have Herpes’: New Zealand Advert Wins Top Prize.” BBC News, BBC, 24 June 2025.

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In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about Zachariah and a brush with an illness he didn't know about, a wine drunk camper who wrestled a child for flowers, and a steamy shower session that ended up on the bathroom floor.

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In this episode, a mystery is unraveling itself before our very eyes campers! Who is Marc? Where is Fatima?! Then, we take a road trip (watch out for potholes) to a Pennsylvania town with a surprisingly creative solution to fix their streets. Plus, we've got a 138 year old tortoise who's proving it's never too late to become a dad. And obviously so much more I can't type out because my hands are tired.

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Works Cited:

➜ Alexa Southard. “Millersburg Launches ‘Fill My Hole’ Initiative for Residents to Report Potholes.” WHP, 6 June 2025.

➜ Sergio Candido. “Giant 135-Year-Old Galapagos Tortoise Goliath Celebrates First Father’s Day as New Dad at Zoo Miami.” CBS News, 13 June 2025.

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