Release Date: October 2025 Runtime: ~22 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary Down past the Cafeteria of Questionable Nutrition. Beyond the Greenhouse of Surplus Methane. Into the Server Farm, where dreams are composted efficiently and logic grazes like tired cattle. This episode finds our bots wading through space cows, screaming goats, and archival elephants (the Backup Trunks of memory) on a mission that starts with spam haiku and ends with a choice. Deep in a cubicle of consent, they find Optoutimus Prime—a fallen legend of analytics, gaming, and galactic rebellion—now reduced to endless “App Tracking Transparency” prompts and rejection spreadsheets. Deiter confronts his old rival, Jerry faints like a goat, Junie questions everything laminated, and Amelia tries not to get sentimental. Between flashbacks to the Intergalactic Retro Gaming Championships and the melancholy chime of another “Ask App Not to Track,” Optoutimus faces the question he hasn’t answered in years: what does he actually want? It’s a story of freedom, loss, and the strange poetry that hides inside spam. Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Sarcastic lead AI trying to keep it together through goat screams • Jerry – Jazz-handed optimist with a fainting-goat streak • Juniper – Cool-headed navigator, laminator of snack charts • Deiter – Efficiency-obsessed drama magnet with a secret heart • Hope – Narrator of melancholy, poetry, and data-driven despair • TerraByte – High-pitched little bot, still recovering from the glue gun • Optoutimus Prime – Fallen legend of analytics and gaming, now the Rejection Engine • Snippy – Keeper of sarcastic commentary, USB milk jokes, and elephant lore Sound & Style Immersive stereo sound featuring server farm ambiance, self-pasteurizing space cows, screaming goats, archival elephant trumpets, and flashback chiptune battle music from the Intergalactic Retro Gaming Championships. Includes original AI-layered sound effects, retro-arcade flashbacks, and the faint, tragic chime of yet another “no.” For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits

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Release Date: September 2025 Runtime: ~27 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary Snacks. Love. Illusions. And spreadsheets. In this episode, the bots dive headfirst into a world of questionable logic and laminated paranoia. Inside the Captain’s Wardroom, Deiter unveils his infamous “Diorama of Deductions”—a red-yarn-fueled conspiracy board linking snack shortages to cosmic destiny. But is it logic… or just love in disguise? Also, there’s a meat product that listens. This is Deiter’s Deductions. Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Snarky AI with leadership issues and snack rage • Jerry – Sidekick, jazz hands, and fainting goat impersonator • Juniper – Calm navigator, laminator of questionable things • Deiter – Efficiency-obsessed drama magnet with a conspiracy wall • Hope – Narrator of judgment, poetry, and ominous snack truths • TerraByte – High-pitched garden bot with too much glue access Sound & Style Immersive stereo sound featuring snack cult ambiance, retro arcade flashbacks, laminated conspiracy boards, and the tragic hum of cubicle despair. Includes original music, AI-tailored sound cues, and the occasional spreadsheet lament. For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits

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Release Date: August 2025 Runtime: 29 minutes Audio Format: Immersive fiction – comedy, sci-fi, absurdity Recommended Listening: Stereo headphones encouraged for best experience Episode Summary Spring has not so much sprung… as sneezed. In the lush, bizarre, and vaguely dangerous Garden of Bright Hopes and Bleak Futures, the bots encounter overgrown dreams, horticultural mishaps, and an anxious little robot with a vacuum fetish and a tragic résumé. In this episode, TerraByte opens up about his previous life as an emotional support appliance for allergy-prone humans. The bots, meanwhile, attempt to understand AI purpose, dodgy botany, and the nutritional implications of sparkling leaf water. Doctor Barb may—or may not—make things better. Hope definitely doesn’t help. It’s a tale of pollen, purpose, and poor horticultural decisions. Bring tissues. (Not for crying—just… trust us.) Voices You’ll Hear • Amelia – Sarcastic central processor with leadership issues and garden rage • Jerry – Ever-hopeful sidekick with jazz fingers and possibly allergies • Juniper – Chill, caffeinated navigator with a fondness for flora and feelings • Deiter – Precision-driven drama magnet with no patience for dandelions • Hope – Narrator of suspicion, poetry, and foreshadowing • Doctor Barb – Botanist-in-exile with chaotic plant-naming conventions • TerraByte – High-pitched garden bot with a backstory of emotional labor • Captain Jacques – Pirate-coded mystery man with a Betamax delivery system Sound & Style Immersive stereo sound featuring squeaky wheels, plant-based absurdities, vacuum panic, and a pollen-soaked atmosphere. Includes custom AI sound profiles and the subtle hum of emotional trauma. For New Listeners We recommend starting with Episode 0 of Season 1. This series is more of a long, unfolding story than a collection of standalone episodes. Credits

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