We took a break from the darkness to visit the Mouse. That’s right, two full-grown cynics willingly walked into the glittering maw of corporate nostalgia and somehow made it out alive.
In this episode, we talk about our Disney trip: the magic, the meltdowns, the moments of unexpected joy, and the fuck-ass overpricing that chewed through our wallets like it chewed through our will to live. Was it fun? Unfortunately, yes. But spiritually? We aged ten years. A hundred years, even.
Grab your mouse ears, your emotional baggage, and whatever financial stability you have left. This is Church of Cynics, vacation edition.
May 21 20251 h et 29 min