Kevin tells Lizzy the story of a French sea captain who did a bunch of terrible things and made a bunch of terrible decisions, including getting himself and a bunch of innocent people shipwrecked for years.

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Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

Lizzy tells Kevin the story of two self-described athletes who may or may not know how to kayak. Will these men reach Doe Island (an island full of naked babes)? Or will they suddenly suffer from Testosterone Poisoning? Listen to find out if Bros come before Doe's!

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)

This week Lizzy tells Kevin the story of Annette, the lone survivor of a plane crash into the jungles of Vietnam, and who says she survived thanks to meditation, controlled breathing, and gratitude.

To tell us YOUR story, give us a call at 470-NOT-DEAD or write in at CloseCallsPodcast@gmail.com

Shoutout Tyler Snodgrass (@tyler_snod) for editing these dang things and for making our logo. And if you dig our theme song it's all thanks to Jake Crown (@catsongs)