It is more than 5 years since we podcasted in person. This time we are back. That pandemic can't hold us down! Laugh along with us as we catch up on Kelly's latest high end camera purchase and talk about the state of the healthcare system.

This week's theme music is my original composition, Murderous Biker Escapes to Mexico, and in keeping with that tradition, we discuss our Thanksgiving celebrations as well as Kelly and Danny's time in New York City. What does that have to do with bikers or Murder? ...Listen and find out! Maybe nothing.

Holidays are upon us and through all the doom and gloom of shopping and political news, there is still a bright spot. The local holiday carnival. Happy Thanksgiving, and remember turkey is cheaper than beef this year!

Back in action for number 192! We talk about Ozempic face, Obese ICE chases, the dating benefits of mandatory military service and a hot new show that Kelly is going to develop. It's education, it's comedy, it is funky theme music... it's The Cocktale Hour!

They can't all be winners, right? That's what I tell myself as we skyrocket towards episode 200. I'd say to let us know what you think, but that is rare, isn't it. Let's talk about being censored by the current government for our ideology and how healthcare has become my voting single issue. Good luck out there friend!

Months, I tell you. That is how long it has been. We are back with disinformation, some funny stuff and more educational commentary than you can shake a stick at. We should be good to go until the FCC shuts us down, so hang in there America!

Summer keeps plugging along and we are talking about Kelly's new car and how John could stop talking about the Epstein files if someone gave him a good healthcare option. Wasn't that something that the orange guy promised a decade ago? Happy Birthday Mick Jagger and please welcome our new sponsor, Clem's Truck Stop at the crossroads of Highway 1 and 16 in Canada. Where all the best lot lizards hang out.

Happy 249th America, we wish you the best. This week we talk about what makes someone cool based on an article Kelly found online. Danny realizes painfully that he has no style and wonders if it is too late to look like Billy Jack from the 1971 classic. In terms of Hedonistic, Powerful, Extroverted Adventurousness we continue to realize that we are 13 year old boys at heart.