There's finally optimism in ColdPickleNachosLand!

In this episode:

We rave about the many exciting additions the Suns made to their roster during the draft and give our thoughts on all the newest members of the Phoenix Suns roster.

We play Guess Who, were Logan provides a bunch of fun facts about our newest players and Ryan has to guess who they apply to

And we go over all of the holdovers from last year, giving our best guesses on how they'll fit in (or not) with next year's team. We even have a bonus trade idea to round out the offseason moves!

In this episode:

We react to the big Kevin Durant trade like with anger and outrage (but, you know...in a dignified way).

We force ourselves to play a game called Spin Doctors, where we go back and forth listing all the positives of the trade package that came back to the Suns, ultimately deciding that Jalen Green is clearly better than Michael Jordan in his prime.

We break down our favorite and least favorite prospects for the Suns in the upcoming draft.

And we throw a little hate back at the online KD stans, which made us feel much, much better about everything.

In this episode of ColdPickle Nachos:

We break down all the KD rumors and try to make sense of which teams are serious, and which teams are seriously annoying.

We outline what we need to feel good about a KD return package, and which options will have us feeling like we're navigating the ravaged streets of a dystopian future (that probably broke out when Rudy Gobert did something dumb).

And, of course, we play a fun little game about NBA wingspans. Because not everything has to be about Kevin Durant all the time, okay?

In this episode:

We have a positive take on a Phoenix Suns press conference?

We play "Book Report", a game that unearths some incredible and not so credible facts about the one-and-only Devin Armani Booker. Then, we break down if we should pay him all the money or trade him now while his value is high.

We break down recent rumors and take a closer look at what San Antonio could offer in a Kevin Durant trade.

And we congratulate Matt Ishbia on his crowning achievement of not being Vivek Ranadivé.

In this episode:

We try to come to terms with Jordan Ott being named the new head coach of the Michigan State Suns, and what it may mean for the franchise.

We break down our thoughts on the organization, and grapple with the existential dread we face as middle-aged Suns fans with no titles in our history and no clear path for the future.

We discuss some recent trade rumors and other Suns news, like Ryan Dunn winning the Dan Majerle Hustle Award.

We put our GM hats on to play the new hit game, "I desperately need Kevin Durant, that old injured bum."

In this episode:We list 5 dealbreakers on the next Suns head coach.

We play “Hit the Homer,” a game where Ryan hears KD trade machine ideas and tries to guess which team the person who made each one roots for.

We discuss “Why the hell would you trade Kevin Durant?” and Logan compares him to a Birkin bag for some reason.

We offer rapid fire takes on everything from Chris Quinn (good) to basketball astrology (bad).

Cold Pickle Nachos has the hottest takes on the Phoenix Suns. Enjoy irreverent basketball banter, in-depth analysis, wacky Suns-related games, and instant reactions to trades, signings, and rumors.

Times are tough for Suns fans. But when the chips get stale; when the cheese gets cold; when there are pickles where the jalapeños should be…we will be there to call it out. Because Suns fans deserve only the finest nachos, this city deserves an NBA championship, and YOU deserve a podcast that cares…way, way, way too much…about all things Phoenix Suns.