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Dive into another crispy edition of the Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, where nothing goes according to plan—just the way we like it! Expect spontaneous bucket tumbles, burnt breakfast disasters, and a deep existential rant about waiting for a stop sign to turn green (spoiler: it never does). If life’s got you feeling like burnt toast, you’re in the right place!

Lightning, Bees, and “Be Safe”

The dads swap wild stories—like surviving an electrical storm on a boat with hair literally standing on end and a suspenseful bee attack so severe, it required Raid and leather gloves (and nearly set the neighborhood ablaze). Safety tips? Not welcome here—we prefer our podcast risky and our arguments spicy!

Oral Suppositories (Swallow At Your Own Risk)

Don’t miss one of the greatest medical mix-ups in podcast history: a guest swallows a suppository and consults poison control, only to learn he’ll live to laugh about it (and so will everyone else). This headline is your warning: read before ingesting!

Listener Movie Showdowns & Alien Hot Takes

Mike Wiseman returns to roast a past movie review and debate the genius of “Dirty Work.” The hosts plot a future episode with an alien guest (IT support from space?). From aliens to controversial catchphrases like “reach out,” they cover every weird internet rabbit hole—so the SEO gods will be pleased!

Pickle Season: A Work in Progress

Pickle talk turns sour as legendary family recipes get tested and tossed—turns out, not every batch is share-worthy. The journey to pickle perfection is just another ongoing dad project!

Tune in and subscribe for new episodes where grievances are aired, listeners are roasted, and every tangent is a potential headline! Like, review, or just keep listening for more dad wisdom and wit!

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Welcome to Episode 40 of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast – where award-winning content meets unexpected tangents! This week, get ready for a wild ride as we tackle everything from questionable spray tans to bizarre rental car upgrades.

Episode Highlights:

• Oompa Loompa or Orange You Glad You Didn't Self-Tan? We kick things off with a hilarious (and alarmingly orange) tale of self-tanning mishaps. Learn why hands and feet might be "naturally more absorptive" and if day three brings back normalcy. #SelfTanFail #OrangeSkin #BeautyBlunders
• The "Party Mobile" Rental Car Upgrade: You won't believe what our host found in his "upgraded" Audi A6 rental car – let's just say it smelled like a party and came with some "additional surprises"! Find out how a $50 discount made up for the unexpected "cleaning fee". #RentalCarHorrorStory #CarUpgrade #UnexpectedSurprises
• The Bionic Beaver - A College Concoction: Ever heard of a "Bionic Beaver"? Dive into the nostalgic (and terrible-tasting) college drink from Plattsburgh's Fillions bar. We even reveal the mysterious (and unappetizing) ingredients! #CollegeDrinks #Plattsburgh #BadCocktails
• Colonoscopy Calamity: A Plumbing Problem & a Lucky Break! Hear a truly horrifying (and thankfully, lucky) story about a colonoscopy prep weekend plagued by plumbing issues and a confusing appointment mix-up. It's a tale that will make you appreciate modern medicine (and functioning toilets)! #ColonoscopyPrep #PlumbingProblems #MedicalMisadventures
• iPhone Texting Pet Peeves & the Oxford Comma Debate: Our ongoing iPhone rant continues with a deep dive into the frustrations of speech-to-text and the controversial "6 o'clock" transcription. Are you in the Oxford comma camp? Let us know! #iPhoneProblems #SpeechToText #OxfordComma
• Bank Branch Bafflement: Where Did the Tellers Go? Experience the bewildering new bank layout with kiosks and an apparent aversion to immediate customer service. Is it a "power move" or just bad customer service? #BankingExperience #CustomerServiceFail #ModernProblems
• Cocktails & Pulmonologists: The Telehealth Triumph! Discover the winning strategy for doctor appointments: telehealth with a side of "cocktail mode". #Telehealth #DoctorAppointments #FrankSinatraVibes
• Google Maps Street View: Caught in 360! What happens when you encounter the Google Street View car not once, but three times in one walk? Learn about potential "legacy fame" and the software that blurs your face. #GoogleMaps #StreetView #AccidentalFame
• Fashion Faux Pas: Black & Brown Don't Mix! A candid discussion about fashion anxieties, specifically the uncomfortable sight of black outfits paired with brown shoes. Is it truly "frowned upon in the fashion industry"? #FashionPolice #StyleTips #WardrobeWoes
• The Analog Renaissance: Are We Over Digital? Explore the intriguing theory of an "analog renaissance" where people crave live music, human contact, and a rejection of digital isolation. #AnalogRenaissance #DigitalDetox #LiveMusic
• Marshmallow Fluff Meltdown: A Sticky Situation! Get ready for some relationship advice as our host grapples with telling his wife that her thoughtful purchase of "impostor brand" fluff just isn't the beloved Marshmallow Fluff brand! #MarriageAdvice #MarshmallowFluff #FirstWorldProblems
• Tree Removal Triumph: Avoiding the $8000 Shock! A surprising tale of tree removal costs that started with an "8" and ended with a delightful $950 total! Plus, hear about the monster crew that gets the job done in record time. #TreeRemoval #HomeMaintenance #UnexpectedSavings

Don't miss this episode packed with laughs, relatable mishaps, and questionable life choices! Tune in now! #CoolDadShirtPodca

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Buckle up—literally. In this episode of The Cool Dad Shirt Podcast, Rich and Mike hit 126 mph in a Porsche, dodge a hornet in a vacuum cleaner, and debate whether game shows economics are stuck in 1987 prize budgets. From grocery cart vigilantes to the imperial system’s grocery aisle betrayal, this episode is a hilarious ride through dad life, nostalgia, and everyday absurdities.

Also on deck:

• Can soup pass as a urine sample? (Asking for a friend.)
• Is Norah Jones the most universally loved artist ever?
• Why your grill might be secretly covering Replacements songs.
• The great cowboy boot regret of middle school.
• And the eternal question: When should someone’s phone be taken away?

If you've ever worn a Wilson's leather jacket or whistled to Bobby McFerrin in aisle 5, this one’s for you.

Subscribe, rate, and review—because cool dads deserve cool podcasts.

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