Things are looking PREHISTORIC on this episode as the boys discuss the newest bite size paleontological craze, as well as dive deep into the confines of Andrew's crippling disney-themed blind box addiction! So put on your big kid pants and watch where you're stepping, because this episode is for all the short kings out there!

In a world, where one day you may have to vote against Mr. Beast and his contraptions - it’s important to have stability. This week that’s what the boys on the couch plan to deliver! That’s right, your trio is back and better than ever! This week on The Couch Kids Podcast fire up the band as the boys talk boroughs, Brooklyn, Bernie V. Beast, and BANDITS! Unlike the security password at The Louvre, you’ll never guess what’s coming on this pod!

Hey batter batter SUH-WING! And come all the way home to your fave kids on the couch! Colton, Andrew, annnd… honk honk SAMMIE! That’s right the gang is back this week to recount tales from New York, the trials of moving, getting lucky in Vegas, and DO NOT EVEN GET US STARTED ON SHEA STADIUM! That’s right, this week we go back to the ball game and things get heated! So help cool down the cushions by hopping on our couch for another Couch Kids Podcast!

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Crack those cans, cause the Couch Kids aren't just bringing one 'loko' to Halloween... they're bringing all four! Join us, with special guest The Thing, as we talk Demon Slayer, our Four Loko stories, babies, and t-shirt companies!

HA HA! Oh, sorry about that! We were just laughing about all the great Chip Clips we heard lately. What are the Chip Clips you ask? It’s our post-podcast show exclusively available on Patreon. Bummed you can’t listen? Well today, you’re in luck! This week, the Couch Kids highlight two of our favorite recent episodes. Still hungry for more? We have a backlog of episodes on our Patreon for you to listen to! Tired of these rhetorical questions? Jeeez! We’ll stop!

Have a seat o’ spiritual listener of The Couch Kids Podcast, for the hour is nigh and your CK father’s shall begin the sermon! This week it is imperative thou confess thy foodie sins, we know you too hath prayed for burgers! We also insist you repent for the use of your US-Peen modified laptops, your flight fears, and your heinous movie theater etiquette… if you wish to come clean, embrace the light of your favorite weekly podcast and for this week you are forgiven! In Couch Kids and Burgers we pray! 🙏

Plug in your AI lover Couch Potatoes, because it’s time to tune in! This week on Couch Kids the boys explore the ethics and emotions behind chatbot relationships, movie etiquette on planes, Grok gooning, and we compliment Andrew’s beard! Like it or not, you can kiss your Oscar Isaac-like goodbye because this is one podcast that can’t be AI generated!

This week, the chains are off as Andrew and Ari battle to the death on who's hypothetical half animal body would be better suited for everyday living, Colton tells his tales of beach day burns, and possibly his final episode as he takes his first spirit airlines flight!