Have a seat o’ spiritual listener of The Couch Kids Podcast, for the hour is nigh and your CK father’s shall begin the sermon! This week it is imperative thou confess thy foodie sins, we know you too hath prayed for burgers! We also insist you repent for the use of your US-Peen modified laptops, your flight fears, and your heinous movie theater etiquette… if you wish to come clean, embrace the light of your favorite weekly podcast and for this week you are forgiven! In Couch Kids and Burgers we pray! 🙏

Plug in your AI lover Couch Potatoes, because it’s time to tune in! This week on Couch Kids the boys explore the ethics and emotions behind chatbot relationships, movie etiquette on planes, Grok gooning, and we compliment Andrew’s beard! Like it or not, you can kiss your Oscar Isaac-like goodbye because this is one podcast that can’t be AI generated!

This week, the chains are off as Andrew and Ari battle to the death on who's hypothetical half animal body would be better suited for everyday living, Colton tells his tales of beach day burns, and possibly his final episode as he takes his first spirit airlines flight!

Hope you’re ready to lock-in, and if you don’t know how, do NOT panic! The boys will walk you through the various levels of the lock… but first they’ll have to set aside their title naming tribulations, then talk leisure in Long Island, clamp down on the fanged follow up of Kobra Kai’s bite attack, and you might even get a visit from Lock-in Larry! All this awaits and more when you press play! (Don’t forget to lather this one up in ranch)

Couch Kid Ari here! We have not listened to this full episode yet but based off the context clues given to us, this episode is about Brazilian Ponies, the worlds largest spider, and..... Chicago? Sit back, relax, and don't forget that THE COUCH KIDS WERE HERE FIRST OKAY??? JUST BECAUSE THE SOFA SISTERS HAVE THE HIGHEST GROSSING EPISODE IN 24 HOURS DOESN'T MEAN THE COUCH KI-

Uhh snee snawww snee snawww - I know you just got out of The Fantastic 4: First Steps, but it’s time to wake up! A new episode of The Couch Kids just dropped! And while we may not give birth in hyper space to keep your attention we will talk all things The Thing and his new powers, Sue Storm’s forced conception, Mr Fantastic’s fantastic plan, and we might even get to talking Final Fantasy MTG if you stick around! So don’t sleep on this one Couch Potatoes, we are about to crash out (despite previously promising no more Marvel crash outs)!

Note: if you enjoyed The Fantastic 4: First Steps, your opinion is valid - we are just three dudes yappin’! Please feel free to let us know why you liked or disliked the movie!

First I pull the pod out the grenade, then I subscribed to it! Eh, we can workshop it on this week’s episode of The Couch Kids! No Will Smith will not make an appearance - BUT we do talk raps, discover Andrew’s IMDB rating superpower, expand our Colton Lore, and wipe it all up (yes, poop joke) with our KH flavored Question of the Week! So tune in and definitely don’t tune out if our rap game needs work because our ACME prat game is A++!

Truth be told you’re gonna wanna hit that play button [DING!] because you know it’s time for another episode of The Couch Kids! But this week it’s serious [BZZZT]! The boys play with their new lie detector, go to a fever dream of a funeral, talk coworker biting, discover Colton’s untold heritage, and finally reveal what happened during Project CK! So put your finger in the clamp and adjust your headset because this pod seeks to unveil all! [HOME IMPROVEMENT NOISE]