Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Wookiee. In this episode, the Wise bros step outside the squared circle to bring you some hypothetical competitions and tests of strength, patience, and intestinal fortitude. (An engineering degree wouldn't hurt, either.) Stay tuned for Agent Egypt, ice cream commercials, and Jon Taffer's blood pressure.

You should listen to us; we're older and wiser. Well, that's half right. This time on Mediocre Movie Monday, the guys hunt down Dirt Jaws...I mean, Tremors. So gas up the 4x4, grab your elephant gun and your favorite red-haired country singer, and let's head on out to Perfection for Graboid season!

If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band, and if you're gonna play in the 70s, you gotta name that band after a geographical location.

This week the Wisenheimers decide the five greatest bands named after locations and induct them into the CCW All-Timers Club. Tune in for plywood pontoon plunge prevention, a pumpkin party preview, and public pickleball perturbations.

This year the Wise guys +1 vacationed to Chicago & knocked something off their bucket list by taking in Wrigley Field as the Guardians took on the Cubs. Much like our Cleveland/Pittsburgh card, we decided to create another card this time Chicago-inspired. Enjoy!

The guys had to dig deep into the vault & dust it off for this episode. Tune in as the guys release the first episode ever recorded in CounterClockWise lore, Ultimate Showdown - Wrasslin'.

One year ago, in one of their favorite episodes so far, the Wise boys inducted the best Minor League Baseball team names into the All-Timers Club. Well, they decided to run it back. Only this time, they're lacing up their skates, taping up their glasses, and hitting the ice, even if they can't help but take the conversation back to the diamond. Join in for deep discussions of syllables, alliteration, and "pitter-patter."

It's time to slap on your favorite bracelet, crank up the Discman, and tune in as the guys dive headfirst into the gloriously awkward time period known as the 1990s to determine the best of the best of the decade's one hit wonders.

Happy Memorial Day! As a token of our appreciation to those we honor on this sacred holiday, the guys threw together a special armed forces edition of Ultimate Showdown!