It has been a few weeks since we released a podcast. We had every intention to record earlier, but unseen forces conspired to delay us. Some would say the unseen force was a virus. That's what they want you to think, you rubes! Listen carefully as Michael and Scott discuss the Illuminati and how they supposedly control the world.

Denial isn't only a river in Egypt. Elvis is still alive in the hearts of those out there who refuse to believe that he died in the can in 1976 after consuming massive amounts of drugs. Join Scott and Michael as they discuss the phenomenon of Elvis's life after his "death."

Join Scott and Michael as they discuss what you call more than one Bigfoot. Bigfeet? Bigfoots? Does it matter if they don't exist?

The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Ha! That's that they want you to believe. Who are they? Well, let me point you to the internet where there are all kinds of theories on who "they" are. Join Michael and Scott as they introduce their next list of things that defy explanation.

Join Michael and Scott on one last journey of epicurean delights. Without further ado, the number one absolute best cuisine in the world. Drumroll please...Chinese food!

Heat up your General Tso's leftovers and settle in.

Most people only know it from the children's board game. However, in this very special episode of the Down for the Count Podcast, Michael and Scott uncover the sordid history of the small Pacific nation of Candy Land. From glorious nougat to the scourge of licorice, the impact Candy Land has had on world cuisine is immeasurable.

Ayyyyy, when you're here, you're family. Scott and Michael discuss the 2nd best cuisine in the world: Olive Garden...I mean Italian food.

Notes: The pizza place in San Francisco Michael couldn't remember is Pizzeria Delfina.

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What country is responsible for the Oreo, the TV dinner, and scrapple? The country with the third-best cuisine in the world, the US of A.