The Westernization of the udon noodle goes unabated in this episode of Down for the Count as we discuss the 4th greatest cuisine, Japanese.

Michael and Scott explore the vibrant array of Mexican delicacies, only to discover that Doritos Locos Tacos are not among them. It’s #5 in our list of greatest world cuisines!

We say it’s the 6th-greatest cuisine in the world. Others say it’s second to naan. See what we did there?

Middle Eastern cuisine is the 7th-best in the world. Join Scott and Michael as they discuss everything from kafta to falafel to Kafka.

Pad Thai alone is glorious. Add coconut, lime, and tons of lemongrass, and you’ve got the 8th greatest cuisine in the world.

How do you have a balanced diet with the 9th-greatest cuisine in the world? With a gyro-scope. See what we did there?

We may not be able to go to Circle K and get beef bourguignon, but we can still appreciate French cuisine's influence on food.

We begin our new top 10 list of the world’s greatest cuisines with number 10: French.

It’s fun to mispronounce words—expecially when it ticks off Scott and Michael. Grab a sherbert and join us as we list the top 10 most maddening mispronunciations in the English language.