Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride – Matt Dinniman

This episode of Novel Liquors comes with a side of existential dread and a generous splash of Jaeger. We’re diving into Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, where everything you thought you understood about the Crawl gets turned inside-out, chewed up, and squirted into the chouder wars by a seal molesting crab. We talk the “crab climax” (it’s exactly as shell-shocking as it sounds), She Maria’s horrific attack on Carl, and the ongoing mystery that is Samantha — is she losing it, evolving, or both? Either way, she's going to kill your mother.

And of course, we couldn’t skip that Sound Booth Theatre moment — the AI, Carl’s toe, and the single most awkwardly perfect “lude pop” ever recorded. Strap in, slam your Jaeger Bomb, and join us as we laugh, cringe, and try to make sense of this gloriously deranged installment of Carl’s .

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