Épisodes

  • S1 - Ep7. Jeans to die for & Court cases to w*nk about!

    S1 - Ep7. Jeans to die for & Court cases to w*nk about!
    Jul 30 2021
    In this weeks show;


    • Real life Italian Job
    • Man masterbates to court case
    • Girl killed for wearing jeans
    • Big Mac car thief
    • Supermarket shelves are EMPTY!


    We ask;

    • “what gets on your tits?”


    And finish with;

    • Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


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    See you next week!



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    39 min
  • S1 - Ep 6. Jeff Bezos dick rocket & Drones make it rain!

    S1 - Ep 6. Jeff Bezos dick rocket & Drones make it rain!
    Jul 23 2021
    In this weeks show;


    • Jeff Bezos and his massive dick…..rocket!
    • Drones make rain
    • Dad names daughter after mistress!
    • 82 Teeth
    • Man dies and “see’s Heaven & Hell”
    • The best Dad Joke EVER!!!!!!!


    We ask;

    • “what gets on your tits?”


    And finish with;

    • Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


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    See you next week!



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    42 min
  • S1 - Ep 5. Man balances hoe on face!

    S1 - Ep 5. Man balances hoe on face!
    Jul 9 2021
    In this weeks show;


    • Record breaking hoe!
    • McDonalds staff leave
    • Amazon Prime Fish
    • Husband takes wife’s friend on honeymoon
    • Mans trouser snake bitten by snake on the toilet
    • UFO’s in Devon!


    We ask;

    • “what gets on your tits?”


    And finish with;

    • Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


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    See you next week!



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    41 min
  • S1 - Ep 4. Animal farm & Incest!

    S1 - Ep 4. Animal farm & Incest!
    Jul 2 2021
    In this weeks show;


    • Let Me Breathe
    • Spooky couple talk shite!
    • Youngest mother in the UK
    • Dad & Daughter love each other too much!
    • Animal Farm
    • Man castrates for fun!


    We ask;

    • “what gets on your tits?”


    And finish with;

    • Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


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    See you next week!



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    47 min
  • S1 - Ep 3. No Spoon?..... use your cock!

    S1 - Ep 3. No Spoon?..... use your cock!
    Jun 25 2021
    In this weeks show;


    • Police officer stirs tea with his cock!
    • Cat Born with no Arsehole
    • No cream cheese?! - Meet my gun!
    • Piss your pants - it's fashion!
    • "Hello 911, what's your emergency"
    • Amazon love landfill


    • We ask “what gets on your tits?”
    • And share your Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


    news@empirenewscast.com


    See you next week!



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    55 min
  • S1 - Ep 2. Arse steaks & Tree Croissants!

    S1 - Ep 2. Arse steaks & Tree Croissants!
    Jun 18 2021
    In this weeks show;


    • Villagers build giant penis to stop drought!?
    • Meth head gets stuck in a fan!
    • The tree croissant
    • Man in pain cuts off his own knob!
    • Twisted mother serves husbands Arse as steaks!


    • We ask “what gets on your tits?”
    • And share your Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


    news@empirenewscast.com


    See you next week!



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    51 min
  • S1 - Ep 1. And so it begins!

    S1 - Ep 1. And so it begins!
    Jun 10 2021
    The show that started it all!


    In this weeks show;


    • Licking a Monkeys Arse
    • Grave digging competition
    • Bodybuilder marries sex doll
    • Korean third eye
    • Mum orders KFT 
    • 1 pregnancy, 10 Kids!


    • We ask “what gets on your tits?”
    • And share your Story of the week!


    Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!


    news@empirenewscast.com


    See you next week!



    Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations
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    45 min