YO! Happy New Year, youse jagoffs! Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, and we’re ringing in 2026 with the kind of resolutions that nobody asked for and nobody’s gonna keep. Fuggin' listen!

First up, we’re talking about our New Year’s resolutions, specifically the "No-Nut Resolution." Mark and Cody discuss the rules, the mental fortitude required, and exactly how many hours it’ll take before someone cracks. It’s a journey of self-discipline that’s destined for failure, and we’re documenting every awkward second of it.

Then, we turn our attention to The Birds. It’s the last game of the regular season, and the stakes couldn't be higher. We’re breaking down the path to the second seed in the playoffs and why home-field advantage is the only thing standing between us and another Super Bowl parade on Broad Street.

But wait, there’s more identity crisis drama! We are changing the name of the podcast again. We go through the latest list of contenders and try to figure out if we’re finally going to land on something that doesn't involve a lawsuit.

Finally, Cody drops a taco conundrum on the table that is so logically flawed yet structurally sound it actually breaks Mark’s mind. We’re talking a philosophical debate about meat, shells, and gravity that leaves the studio in shambles.

It's a jawn full of New Year's madness, playoff math, and taco-induced existential crises. Grab your leftover holiday hoagie, and fuggin' listen!

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