Peaches and Viktor spend today’s Noon Hour doing what they do best: boldly spelunking into the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet — specifically the Bath & Body Works Facebook page — where civilization has collapsed under the weight of expired coupons and candle-sale warfare. From there, the guys spiral into a full audit of every unhinged rock and metal fan group on Earth, including Octane die-hards, Sleep Token haters, and the mysterious sect of people who truly believe Parkway Drive has been “slowed down” by anything other than gravity and time.

Peaches airs his grievances about Nik Nocturnal becoming a “traitor” to K-Bear, Viktor worries the entire Midwest might hear him call them trash, and both of them try to remember which albums they voted for in the Nik Nocturnal Awards even though neither of them has listened to half the nominees.

Things escalate quickly when the guys discover that half the rock world’s Facebook pages have been hacked by whoever keeps posting fake divorce articles, Z-103’s historical meltdown resurfaces, and Peaches relives the trauma of being phone-stalked by a listener while he was in the bathroom.

Just when the chaos seems to peak, Jade and Josh kick in the door like uninvited game show hosts and remind everyone that a two-foot spicy gummy worm is waiting to send Peaches and Viktor to the ER live on air.

This is not just an episode — it’s a full emotional journey through digital rage, metal elitism, phone-line nightmares, and gastrointestinal foreshadowing. Strap in. You’re gonna want to hear how this ends.