We kick off with a Turns Out, It Can Get Worse cold open featuring a bloke named Chuck coming out on Instagram like it’s a Grindr announcement. From there it’s pure chaos: Parker flooding the car with creaming soda, gas bottles suddenly having mystery fittings, an Etch A Sketch drawing that should’ve gone straight to an art gallery, and trying (and failing) to explain dog desexing to kids, including the horrifying phrase “dick sack.”

There’s servo workers on loudspeaker, my street briefly entering another dimension, forcing myself to attend a comedy Christmas party, and finally meeting OG listener Isaac from Rocky, care package included.

Wrap it all with my week in comedy at Affinity Bar, thoughts on touring vs club politics in 2026, more unhinged Turns Out clips, quick hits on Jelly Roll, Honestav, and the most baffling John Cena retirement of all time.

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