It's a wild and hilarious final episode of our Space Corps janitors! Our heroes face off against hordes of vampires, revealing hilarious secrets about Casey's true nature as part of the 'Foxy Power Patrol.' JB transforms into a Fleasaurus mech, complete with flea minions and a digestive system that takes down enemies in the most disgusting way imaginable. Meanwhile, Gar and Phil fight off the undead with grenades and radiant damage. As the ship self-destructs, the gang escapes, leaving a growing black hole behind. In the end, they become galaxy outlaws, Phil's egg finally hatches, and the sequels set up unfolds. Rip-roaring chaos, unexpected transformations, and plenty of laughs!

WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.

A frantic 911 call from a remote cabin on a lake island ends in a bloodcurdling scream, prompting a small-town paramedic and two sheriffs to investigate. Battling a relentless snowstorm with howling winds, the team braves treacherous waters by boat to reach the isolated cabin.

Once on the island, they find themselves in the midst of a grisly scene—walls smeared with blood, deep claw marks carved into furniture, and the eerie sensation of being watched. The storm intensifies, cutting off any chance of retreat, as they uncover signs that the crime has supernatural origins.

With visibility dwindling and the cabin's dark secrets unraveling, the paramedic and sheriffs must fight to survive as a malevolent force closes in. The blizzard masks horrifying whispers, and the island seems determined to keep them trapped.

Can they withstand the storm and unearth the truth, or will they be consumed by the horrors lurking in the icy shadows?

WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.

the team, featuring Phil, JB, Gar, and Waylon, sneak onto the space vessel Quentin and promptly get tangled up with some shadowy vampire-like baddies. They wrestle, bite, and blast their way through the darkness, all while JB awkwardly navigates a questionable romance with a giant clueless gelatinous cube named Shelly. Despite the chaos and a few clumsy moves (talk about catastrophic firebolts), they manage to eliminate their enemies. Just when things start to look up, the mastermind behind the vampires begins taunting them over the intercom, promising more trouble. Locked in the warehouse, the team is up for more hilarity and heroic chaos as they plot their next step!

WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.

Journey back to 1992 and brace yourself for a spine-tingling Halloween adventure with a twist of humor. Follow four young boys—Cody and Dalton Ford, James Langford, and Michael Ceton—as they explore the eerie town of Ashwood Hallow, inspired by real-world conspiracy theories.

Unexplained mysteries and unfathomable horrors await in this relentless journey that blurs the line between reality and the supernatural. But it's not all doom and gloom; these boys bring laughter and levity to even the darkest of situations.

Be prepared for a relentless three part short series that push the boundaries of fear while tickling your funny bone. This Halloween special will leave you trembling with fear and laughter, longing for the safety of daylight. Are you ready to confront the darkest abyss with a chuckle?

WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is strongly recommended.

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Journey back to 1992 and brace yourself for a spine-tingling Halloween adventure with a twist of humor. Follow four young boys—Cody and Dalton Ford, James Langford, and Michael Ceton—as they explore the eerie town of Ashwood Hallow, inspired by real-world conspiracy theories.

Unexplained mysteries and unfathomable horrors await in this relentless journey that blurs the line between reality and the supernatural. But it's not all doom and gloom; these boys bring laughter and levity to even the darkest of situations.

Be prepared for a relentless three part short series that push the boundaries of fear while tickling your funny bone. This Halloween special will leave you trembling with fear and laughter, longing for the safety of daylight. Are you ready to confront the darkest abyss with a chuckle?

WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is strongly recommended.

⁠⁠epiclevelcommoners.com/⁠

⁠https://www.schlockmercenary.com/⁠⁠

Journey back to 1992 and brace yourself for a spine-tingling Halloween adventure with a twist of humor. Follow four young boys—Cody and Dalton Ford, James Langford, and Michael Ceton—as they explore the eerie town of Ashwood Hallow, inspired by real-world conspiracy theories.

Unexplained mysteries and unfathomable horrors await in this relentless journey that blurs the line between reality and the supernatural. But it's not all doom and gloom; these boys bring laughter and levity to even the darkest of situations.

Be prepared for a relentless three part short series that push the boundaries of fear while tickling your funny bone. This Halloween special will leave you trembling with fear and laughter, longing for the safety of daylight. Are you ready to confront the darkest abyss with a chuckle?

WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is strongly recommended.

⁠epiclevelcommoners.com/

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/⁠

In the vast expanse of the cosmos, where starships soar through the skies, comes a tale of unlikely heroes. Welcome to the acquisition core! Meet Jaybee, an incredibly unique cat man, an unapologetic goofball with an extraordinary heart. His penchant for creating chaos is only matched by his ability to stumble into it. Then, there's Phil, the sentient and kind-hearted ooze. Recent sentience has not dulled his spirit; it's enhanced it. Phil, with a heart of gold, is the unsung hero who tirelessly cleans up after the cosmic messes, embodying warmth amidst the chaos. Last, but not least, we have Kimiko. But there's a twist in her story. An evil sorceress has swapped her body with that of a 40-year-old man. Trapped in a form that's far from her own, she's ready to prove that bravery and heroism transcend even the strangest circumstances. Together, they embark on a cosmic adventure, but they're not piloting starships or wielding laser swords. No, they're the unsung heroes—the janitors of the space fleet. They're here to sweep up stardust, unclog warp drives, and clean up cosmic messes. So, fasten your seatbelts, because this janitorial crew is about to take you on a journey that's out of this world. Get ready to laugh, be amazed, and cheer for the unlikeliest of heroes in "Space Janitors." Episode one awaits, and it's time to discover how this quirky crew tackles their cosmic janitorial duties while navigating the challenges of the cosmos. WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.

In the vast expanse of the cosmos, where starships soar through the skies, comes a tale of unlikely heroes. Welcome to the acquisition core! Meet Jaybee, an incredibly unique cat man, an unapologetic goofball with an extraordinary heart. His penchant for creating chaos is only matched by his ability to stumble into it. Then, there's Phil, the sentient and kind-hearted ooze. Recent sentience has not dulled his spirit; it's enhanced it. Phil, with a heart of gold, is the unsung hero who tirelessly cleans up after the cosmic messes, embodying warmth amidst the chaos. Last, but not least, we have Kimiko. But there's a twist in her story. An evil sorceress has swapped her body with that of a 40-year-old man. Trapped in a form that's far from her own, she's ready to prove that bravery and heroism transcend even the strangest circumstances. Together, they embark on a cosmic adventure, but they're not piloting starships or wielding laser swords. No, they're the unsung heroes—the janitors of the space fleet. They're here to sweep up stardust, unclog warp drives, and clean up cosmic messes. So, fasten your seatbelts, because this janitorial crew is about to take you on a journey that's out of this world. Get ready to laugh, be amazed, and cheer for the unlikeliest of heroes in "Space Janitors." Episode one awaits, and it's time to discover how this quirky crew tackles their cosmic janitorial duties while navigating the challenges of the cosmos. WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.