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Seven Days And Nights In The World's Largest, Rowdiest Retirement Community

Racist Whopper Rager Sentenced To Probation | The Smoking Gun

Judith Black: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Whopper Rage | The Smoking Gun

Cops: Woman, 77, Hurled Whopper, Racial Slurs | The Smoking Gun

Video Shows Man in Pursuit of Ultimate Leisure Enjoying Nude Bath Atop Burger King

Naked Man Goes For Dip In Burger King Water Tank In Colombia

Join me for two tales about men who were disappointed with their haircuts, and let the barber's know all about it!

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Angry Russian Tourist Forcefully Shaves Part of Pattaya Barber's Hair After Getting Upset at Haircut - The Pattaya News

Man hated his haircut so much he shaved off barber's fringe in revenge | Metro News

Disgruntled Customer Shaves Barber’s Head Over Bad Haircut

Furious customer pins barber on a chair before shaving his head as he is unhappy with his new cut | Daily Mail Online

If you're lactose intolerant, you may wanna sit this one out...

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Teacher Accused Of Breast Milk Spraying Fired | 10tv.com

Drunk teacher sacked after 'spraying police with breast milk when they tried to arrest her after wedding' | Daily Mail Online

Breast milk sprayed at cops in alleged drunken assault by Ohio woman, who apologizes - CBS News

Ohio woman sentenced for spraying cops with breast milk - CBS News

Md. woman charged with putting her skin shavings in her roommates’ milk - The Washington Post

Dead foot skin in victim's milk nets 30 days in jail - The BayNet

Join me for a couple of love stories that are a lot more hopeless, than they are romantic!

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Whitesburg man arrested after series of odd events at Newnan Target - Newnan Coweta Scanner Traffic

Whitesburg man arrested after series of odd events at Newnan Target - Newnan Coweta Scanner Traffic

Man arrested after 'indecent exposure' calls outside Newnan store on Valentine's Day

Northeast Portland boyfriend and girlfriend who played public bondage game on Valentine's Day get their cases dismissed - oregonlive.com

Portland couple's nude role-play goes viral | kgw.com

Naked woman found bound in back of Subaru; car's owner calls it Valentine's Day role-playing, Portland police report - oregonlive.com

Join me for two crimes revolving around the microwavable treat, that can't be beat!

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‘A Hot Pocket?’ Man Breaks Into Wells Fargo Bank in San Diego, Allegedly to Use Microwave – NBC 7 San Diego

California homeless man breaks into bank to microwave Hot Pockets: 'It was worth it' | Fox News

Hot Pocket shooting: A Louisville man was arrested after shooting his roommate during fight about eating the last Hot Pocket, police say | CNN

Police: Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket | The Smoking Gun

Kentucky man shoots his roommate in the buttocks after he ate the last Hot Pocket in the freezer | Daily Mail Online

A young man gets caught up in the chaos of the 1992 L.A. riots, and commits a crime that he instantly regrets... Can he fix this mistake, or will it eat him up inside forever?

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AFTER THE RIOTS; Confessions of a Star-Struck Looter - The New York Times

Celebrity Lingerie Hall of Fame

Reward offered for Madonna's bustier - UPI Archives

Condoms and crime... a winning combination!

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Police seize 324,000 used condoms being washed and resold in a raid on factory | Daily Mail Online

Rubber meets the road for Vietnamese factory accused of selling used condoms | Toronto Sun

Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms

Daily Iowan (Iowa City, Iowa), 1994-11-18

Vietnam police seize 345,000 used condoms that were sold as new | CNN

Let's ring in the new year with a trio of tales involving turds!

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Homeless poop pervert says ‘God did it’ after arrest

'It's Personal,' Says Poop Thrower in Exclusive Jailhouse Interview - Upper East Side - New York - DNAinfo

Woman accused of dropping off 50 lbs of human waste at a police station's front door

Mindy Janette Stephens Left Human Waste at Police Dept.: Cops

NYPD hunt man who shoved a bag of feces down a woman's pants in bizarre attack | Daily Mail Online

Police Arrest Man in Connection With UES Attack With Bag of Poop | Upper East Side, NY Patch

Teen Arrested For Tipping Waitress With Feces-covered Money | HuffPost Weird News

Three football players involved in feces-smeared money incident at Brothers - Ball State Daily