For our holiday special, we’re entering The Sapphic Canon.
This week, Ariel and Morgan are joined by filmmaker and comedy icon Amanda Holland (On the Phone with Ash and Amanda) to dissect one of the most breathtakingly intimate love scenes in queer cinema: the motel moment from Todd Haynes’ Carol (2015).

From tension you could pour over pancakes to the robe pull that changed lesbian history, the trio breaks down why this scene still feels like a masterclass in sensual restraint, visual storytelling, and character vulnerability.

They unpack it all:

• How power dynamics shift without a word, told only through body language
• Why the simulated oral moment works… and where it gets a little thigh-heavy
• How Cate Blanchett seduces by doing absolutely nothing except existing in a robe (a power move we should all aspire to)

This episode is equal parts craft, chaos, holiday cheer, and deep queer yearning: the perfect festive treat.

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Director: Todd Haynes
Writers: Phyllis Nagy (screenplay); Patricia Highsmith (novel)
Producers: Elizabeth Karlsen; Christine Vachon; Stephen Woolley
Actors (selected): Cate Blanchett; Rooney Mara
© 2015 Number 9 Films / Killer Films / Film4 Productions. All rights reserved.

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Marking the end of hoa hoa hoa season, we finally did it. We tackled the honeymoon scene: the headboard-shattering, pillow-exploding, furniture-destroying moment that launched a thousand fanfics and exactly zero realistic intimacy expectations.

In this episode, Ariel and Morgan break down why Edward and Bella’s “rough sex” isn’t rough… or even sex-adjacent. From supernatural metaphors to YA-safe choreography, they unpack how a scene expected to portray feral passion somehow ends up looking like a vampire doing light construction work.

We get into it all:

• Why the choreography feels like a Marvel fight scene wearing a silk robe
• How PG-13 rules shape what “intensity” is allowed to look like onscreen
• Why the scene is accidentally more about property damage than eroticism
• Bella’s incredible chill despite the world’s craziest bruises
• How an intimacy coordinator might approach supernatural strength without losing human stakes
• And whether anyone in film history has ever looked more relaxed in freezing cold water

It’s part genre analysis, part supernatural thirst discourse, and part home-renovation commentary, a true Faking It classic.

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Director: Bill Condon
Writer (Screenplay): Melissa Rosenberg
Writer (Novel): Stephenie Meyer
Producers: Wyck Godfrey; Karen Rosenfelt; Stephenie Meyer
Actors (featured in the scene): Kristen Stewart; Robert Pattinson
© 2011 Summit Entertainment / Temple Hill Entertainment / Sunswept Entertainment. All rights reserved.

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This one’s flexing in all the right ways.

Ariel and Morgan break down the sweaty, gritty, gloriously unhinged intimacy of Love Lies Bleeding, a film where bodies don’t just collide, they transform. From gym-floor lust to desert-heat devotion, they explore how the movie uses athleticism, desire, and danger to tell a love story that’s as physical as it is emotional.

They get into it all:

• Why Love Lies Bleeding treats strength as a love language
• How the film choreographs intimacy that’s sexy, sweaty, and deeply character-driven
• The power (and vulnerability) of hyper-built bodies in erotic storytelling
• What makes Kristen Stewart and Katy O’Brian’s chemistry feel so raw, charged, and grounded
• How muscle, menace, and mythology collide in this neon-soaked queer thriller
• And yes… what it means to stage a scene where love might actually burst a vein

This episode is equal parts admiration, analysis, and gym-class nostalgia, celebrating the beauty, intensity, and feral tenderness of one of the most unforgettable romances in recent memory.

(A big thank you to our listener Brielle for suggesting this one!)

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Director: Rose Glass
Writers: Rose Glass; Weronika Tofilska
Producers: Andrea Cornwell; Oliver Kassman
Actors (selected): Kristen Stewart; Katy O’Brian
© 2024 A24 / Film4 / Lobo Films / Escape Plan

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This one’s… slippery.

Ariel and Morgan break down one of the most chaotic “intimacy” scenes in sitcom history: the moment Danny DeVito crawls out of a couch, naked, sweaty, and reborn, at a Christmas party in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

From the logistics of modesty garments to the ethics of public nudity (fictional or otherwise), they dive deep into what happens when comedy, discomfort, and vulnerability collide.

They unpack it all:

• How Danny DeVito pulled off the greasiest birth scene since Ace Ventura
• Why vulnerability and humiliation often overlap in on-screen nudity
• How consent and context change everything, even when it’s for laughs
• And yes, the technical art of looking “fully nude” while staying fully covered

It’s part anatomy of comedy, part anatomy of modesty garments, and somehow… still one of the most body-positive episodes yet.

New episodes drop every other Wednesday!

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Director: Matt Shakman
Writers: David Hornsby; Becky Mann; Audra Sielaff
Producers: Rob McElhenney; Charlie Day; Glenn Howerton
Actors: Charlie Day; Glenn Howerton; Rob McElhenney; Kaitlin Olson; Danny DeVito
TV Show: Always Sunny in Philadelphia - A Very Sunny Christmas (Season 6, Episode 13)
© 2010 - Produced by FX Productions / 20th Television & companions; originally aired on FX. All rights reserved.

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For our first-ever BONUS EPISODE, we’re sinking our teeth into something perfectly suited for spooky season: Ryan Coogler’s 2025 gothic horror hit, Sinners.

This one has it all: vampires, sensuality, Southern heat, and Michael B. Jordan at his steamiest. Ariel and Morgan break down two pivotal intimacy scenes, one tender, one terrifying, and unpack how Sinners turns eroticism into a matter of survival.

We get into it all:

• Why this film proves that you don’t need nudity to make a scene scorching
• How Sinners uses race, power, and danger to reimagine vampire mythology
• The difference between lusty vs romantic intimacy
• And yes… what it really means to share spit with a vampire 🩸

From vampire lore to S-curves to consent through the lens of bloodlust, this is an episode that’s equal parts academic, erotic, and absurdly fun.

This one’s for the horror lovers, the film nerds, and anyone who’s ever been Team Edward and Team Jacob. And Team Spike. Like Ariel is.

New episodes drop every other Wednesday!

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Director: Ryan Coogler
Writer: Ryan Coogler
Producers: Zinzi Coogler; Sev Ohanian; Ryan Coogler
Actors: Michael B. Jordan; Hailee Steinfeld; Miles Caton; Jack O’Connell; Wunmi Mosaku; Jayme Lawson
© 2025 - Produced by Proximity Media, distributed by Warner Brothers Pictures. All rights reserved.

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The bite heard ’round the world.

In this episode, Ariel and Morgan take on one of the most infamous (and crazily campy) scenes in horror-comedy history: the gynecologist sequence from Teeth (2007).

From questionable medical protocol to perfect camp choreography, they break down what works, what really doesn’t, and why this movie about vagina dentata still manages to make audiences clench 17 years later.

They tackle it all:

• How Teeth flips the horror trope of sexual violence on its head (and bites back)
• Why good choreography and body awareness make this scene disturbingly effective
• The line between tension, comedy, and terror
• What intimacy coordination could’ve looked like for a scene this outrageous
• And yes—whether it technically counts as an intimacy scene (spoiler: it does)

Somehow, amidst the severed fingers and social commentary, there’s genuine insight into consent, choreography, and why horror movies might secretly “get” intimacy better than most rom-coms!

New episodes drop every other Wednesday!

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"TEETH"
Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Writer: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Producers: Mitchell Lichtenstein; Joyce Pierpoline
Actors: Jess Weixler; Josh Pais
© 2007 - Produced by Pierpoline Films, distributed by Roadside Attractions. All rights reserved.

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Get ready for one of our most asked—and most controversial—questions: Do actors ever actually have sex on camera? In this episode, we're diving deep into the blurred lines between filmmaking and pornography.

Ariel surprises Morgan with a deep dive into the notoriously heated and hard-to-find 2005 film, Lie with Me, a movie that famously plays with this very question. We break down the difference between softcore, hardcore, and simulated sex scenes, and ask: does it have to be real to feel real? Can simulated sex be more artistic—or even more erotic—than the real thing?

We tackle the big questions:

• What's the practical difference between a simulated sex scene and a pornographic one?
• How would an intimacy coordinator even approach a scene that calls for real sex?
• What does Lie with Me achieve by pushing the boundary, and at what cost?
• Where do we, as professionals, draw the line between artistic expression and exploitation?

This is a must-listen for anyone curious about the raw, unvarnished mechanics of on-screen intimacy. Spoiler alert: the answers are far from black and white.

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Ariel & Morgan, two professional intimacy coordinators, pull back the curtain on how intimacy is really made for film and TV.

In our very first episode, we kick things off with wild on-set stories (yes, one involves a horse 🐴 - don't worry, it's fake), break down what it really means to choreograph intimacy, and tackle the infamous simulated sex scene from the cult classic, The Room.

We give Tommy Wiseau's awkward sequence a beat-by-beat analysis, rate it on our "Spice Scale," and explain what could have made it work. Get the inside scoop on why intimacy coordinators are a crucial—and often misunderstood—part of the film industry.

You’ll hear:

• Hilarious and cringe-worthy stories from our time on set.
• A professional breakdown of one of cinema’s most bizarre sex scenes.
• Why intimacy coordination matters for actors and storytelling.

Love cult films, bad movies, or a hilarious insider's look at Hollywood? You’re in the right place.

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