Alyssa did a spooky ritual that summoned a demon (her ex), Mary had to work for free because she's a loving wife (lame), plus halloween costumes, movie premieres, iron supplements, and gift giving.

RH expert Amy Post breaks down the sprinter van fiascos, Jen Shah, going the distance, and Mary's comeback.

CJ joins us as we get toasty (whoops) to ramble on all topics including convertibles, kangaroos, trying not to yell at people, TSwift's Father Figure, and CJ almost getting punched in the face.

Our most cancellable episode yet (oops). Mary fearlessly defends her cult leader TSwift, Alyssa bitches about her messing up box office numbers, and we learn about Hellen Keller. With Ellory!

We cover a lot of ground here so listen up: it's not Pete Davidson's fault he has butthole eye. Also: Raquel update, Mormon pregnancy tests, and Yik Yak.

We survived the rapture to talk about the Golden Bachelor, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, climbing Everest, and men (again).

What else would we be discussing if not the hottest TV show and clash of church and state? We dive into the nostalgia of our first heartbreaks, Swifitie vibes taking over TSITP, and sh**ting where you eat. Yum!

We're back from our brief hiatus to catch up friends!! We shit talk the men on BIP, dissect the virgins on Are You My First?, and find joy in the lovely eccentricities of the Minnesota state fair.