Lauren Downie has news for Dan Morrison on her home search while Dan has been glued to his phone watching Lydia Schiavello and Janet Roach reunite at dinner with Jackie and Gamble in a communion they never thought they would witness again. Dan and Loz also celebrate Porsha Williams going public with her new girlfriend and Loz breaks down the latest Secret Lives of Mormon Wives updates from debunking fruity pebbles to Whitney cell block tango-ing her way to broadway in Chicago. Dan and Lauren then share their mutual disgust over Heather Gay's mattress and Bronwyn's family bob-off on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, while Southern Charm introduces another forgettable white guy (WHITNER, mind you) and a new blonde bombshell enters Salley's villa, and the meteoric rise of Stacey Rusch continues on The Real Housewives of Potomac as Stacey continues to swat away the women. This week's horned up recommendation is Heated Rivalry as expected.

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Lauren Downie is moving out of her home and talks through her property search while Dan Morrison's lingering thumb pain is tragically linked to scrolling. Dan and Loz talk through the transcendent experience at Addison Rae and both give differing reviews of Wicked: For Good. The gals then breakdown all the recent news from Kandi and Todd's divorce, Mia Thornton getting arrested and Porsha Williams' FBI investigation into playing instagram videos too loudly on a flight. Loz and Dan then unpack the return of Southern Charm and Molly's diabolical home decor, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's spiritual oasis in Mary's church, the conclusion to an awful season of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and they both revel in the beauty that is Stacey Rusch taking down each and every castmate on The Real Housewives of Potomac with ease.

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Dan Morrison and Lauren Downie are covering everything Bravocon, from the non-RHONY announcement, to Vicki Gunvalson's RHOC return and unpacking the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer or twin island as they can't tell these women apart. Dan and Loz unpack Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's plane ride from hell with Meredith in a xanax'd haze berating poor Britani, the latest Potomac served up some Shayo from Stacey and some amazing one-liners from Wendy, and the Orange County reunion continues on against our wishes. Dan and Loz also touchdown on Selling The OC (who are these people) and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the chaos that continues to be served (add gasp!).

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Dan Morrison and Lauren Downie are back on the mic post Dan's wedding and honeymoon with much to discuss. Dan unpacks the cameos from the Aussie Real Housewives at the wedding in addition to fainting guests. Dan and Loz then ask why? to the new Timothée Chalamet truly out of this world Vogue cover. Selling Sunset's latest season gripped both Dan and Loz for the same reasons it always does...it was on! The gals then cover all the latest trailer from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Rachel Zoe Project, Vanderpump Rules Next Gen and Southern Charm featuring new blonde girl. Dan needs to flashback to The Real Housewives of London reunion to comend the girls for their phenomenal work in their first season before they jump into the boat ride from hell Pt. II on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The Real Housewives of Orange County has snoozed Loz and Dan (excluding Tamra's continued service keeping the franchisde afloat) and The Real Housewives of Potomac has an Angel problem, but the girls are excited to see Monique Samuels on her way to rattle the group. This week's recommendations feature the goop podcast featuring Charli xcx as well as Dan's review of All's Fair.

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Dan Morrison covers off his various ailments that are trying to murder him in the lead up to his wedding. Lauren Downie and Dan both discuss Dr. Wendy and Happy Eddie's recent arrest and why Stacey Rusch has opposition for favourite housewife on The Real Housewives of Potomac with the introduction of a new icon, Cookie. The Real Housewives of Miami reunion continues on a bisexual warpath with the patting of sweet little puss' and Haitian mortician's filling the stage as Adriana and Julia battle it out for next season's friend of title. Dan and Loz marvel at Amanda Cronin's continued rampage on Real Housewives of London where she continues to come for Juliet Angus' neck. The gals ask if Britani Bateman has any maternal instincts (no) on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, while Tamra Judge flees another scene and Emily Simpson offends former wrongfully convicted inmates on The Real Housewives of Orange County.

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We're taking a small break while Dan honeymoons (soz!)

Dan Morrison and Lauren Downie both discuss their Swiftie partner's reaction to The Life of a Showgirl as they were subjected to it over the weekend, plus some brief sightings at Paris Fashion Week including a newly single Nicole Kidman and a wrist-forward Meghan Markle. Loz and Dan then have a mountain of housewives to unpack, from Stacey Rusch's stinky breath on Real Housewives of Potomac, Amanda Cronin's savage swinging accusation and performance on Real Housewives of London, plus poster boards and dismissals via Lisa Barlow on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, affairs and dogs take the stage on The Real Housewives of Miami reunion and finally Tamra Judge being bewildered why women don't trust her on the Real Housewives of Orange County.

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Dan Morrison and Lauren Downie have to unpack the split heard around the world, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are DUNZO! Marriage problems are running rife with celebs as Venus Behbahani-Clark falls victim to a tracking app which appears to be unveiling her husband's supposed cheating. Dan and Loz quickly touchdown on Karen Huger's imminent return to our screens in the Potomac premiere before marveling at Bronwyn's masterclass of taking down Lisa Barlow in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The gals relive Adriana's iconic dog-based finale performance on Real Housewives of Miami, Dorinda Medley's witchy cameo on Real Housewives of London before asking wtaf is happening on Real Housewives of Orange County since Katie has disappeared. Loz also shouts out Etsy psychics in this week's recommendations.

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Dan Morrison comes in hot to discuss with Lauren Downie the epidemic taking over inner west cafes in the form of 'Soft Clubbing.' From the origins in NY to some horrific offshoot versions in Bondi, the disease has reached peak mania in the inner west and Loz and Dan's TikTok feed is flooded. The gals also touch down on the Summer House spin-off featuring Lindsay, Kyle, Amanda and Andrea for some reason. Also, late to the party but Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back and Loz and Dan unpack the stripper and RV of it all, plus Bronwyn's relationship with the truth. Recaps also cover Amanda Cronin's gay panic on Real Housewives of London, Kiki's iconic exit from Adriana's racist ramblings on Real Housewives of Miami, and the disgusting display from Slade Smiley on Real Housewives of Orange County. Recommendations this episode include another stunning monotone performance from Dakota Johnson in Splitsville and yet another tip of the hat to the latest season of Project Runway.

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