This week, the hypocrisy is truly breathtaking. Gary and Babe ask: Why are US politicians starving millions of citizens just to win a political argument? Why did the President boycott a summit based on a debunked chain email? And how is it that an Albanian cave filled with 111,000 cooperative spiders is better at international relations than the actual G20? Plus, the dizzying fall of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who just started a five-year jail term for taking campaign money from Muammar Gaddafi. It's a week of global chaos, cosmic indifference, and a very, very unfortunate pants-less police officer.